Plus, I doubt most GOP men even register that she exists--she’s not a twenty year old blonde.

I wouldn’t take anything this dumbass says at face value. I’m sure these so-called women who approach her to remind her that’s she’s a lying sack of shit are similar to those “countless* FBI agents” who all texted her that they were glad her shit-for-brains boss fired Comey.

How awful of feminists to want a woman in office who would use that power to advance the feminist agenda instead of sabotage it!  So hypocritical! 

I feel like I would be a very happy woman if given the opportunity to hiss “quisling!” at her just a few times. Just, like, maybe three times in random places over the course of a month. Really give her time to think about it, even if she isn’t gonna internalize any actual revelations.

Feminism means she can be as terrible as she wants to be and the rest of us can tell her she’s being terrible.

I’ll never forget back in 2008 getting into an argument with a dude who believed he caught liberals in a deep gotcha moment over Sarah Palin. His argument was essentially:

That is just good writing, right there.

Can’t wait until she runs into a progressive evangelical (and yes, we do exist) who tells her off as a woman and a Christian. That will really blow her mind.

And I find that very startling from a group of people that claim to be the champions of women empowerment.

She’s got that same face; the “I took a big bite of something I was told would be delicious but that is actually bitter and really vile, I can’t spit it out, there’s no way I’m swallowing it, and I have to pretend I’m enjoying it” look.

...get literally anyone else on the face of the planet to do it?

As fucking pathetic as this whole thing has been, it does bring a smile to my face thinking about Trump drawing on the map with a sharpie all while saying to himself “Donald you goddamned brilliant stable genius! No one will ever question the authenticity of this!”

One?

He’s definitely opened and read one of those “Mak3 y0Ur PEEENIS l0NG3R IN jUST 3 WEeKS” spam e-mails, right?

Those were the parts of her resume that impressed this administration the most.  Nothing like a good work history of scamming and lies to make them fit in.

Fact: Stephanie Grisham has been arrested twice for DUIs and has been fired from two different jobs for plagiarism and falsified expense accounts.

Why this bitch look like she was risen from the dead for this job?

If it were me, I would have responded with the original map with “Mississippi” crossed out and “Alabama” misspelled written in Sharpie with the sole line, “no we didn’t.”

When the CNN corporate communications team is dunking on you that hard, you should probably go ahead and retire.