I would say, coming from the humble opinion of having started riding for the big green machine motorcross at the age of 8, surviving three terrible times I laid the bike down while still riding at the age of 52 this is obviously staged. First- after any accident the last thing anyone would do is remove the helmet. God…

I just looked through this chick’s instagram. She has a picture of a collab she’s doing with Herbal Essence where she’s scrunching REGULAR IN-THE-SHOWER conditioner into her dry hair while sitting on her bathroom sink. Everything about this chick is just a fake money grab.

it’s hard, always having to choose between gunning for people to condemn and scream CULTURAL APPROPRIATION at or lamenting that everyone’s ignorant/stupid/selfish for not celebrating or learning about different cultures.

But they’ll claim it was to fix a deviated septum...on their ass.

Wait till the plastic surgery starts next year.

• Dear White People...Why? [Instagram]

The joke is that the toddlers can eat whatever they want because they’re on vacation, GET IT?

“The two divorces and three marriages are however fine. The whole ‘What God has joined together let no man put asunder’ is just a suggestion anyway"

Sure. Rape and ogle children, separate families, steal from the poor and give to the rich, obviously pay nothing but lip service to faith of any kind, and yet it’s the least of the commandments that gets their panties in a wad.

Oh damn, I didn’t know that. So, uh... all those televangelists are headed for a roasty afterlife, huh?

#peltthemwithanalbeads

Could American Evangelicals become any more ridiculous?

That’s one of the most wildly misunderstood tenets of Christianity. “Taking the Lord’s name ‘in vain’” doesn’t mean uttering “God damned” - it means vanity. It’s dropping God’s name for self-enrichment. “God told me to run for president. God wants you to send me money. God loves me but hates my enemies.”

“And, lo, the Lord Jesus did say to Paul, ‘Please do not take my father’s name in vain, Paul for he never shuts up about it at family dinner,’ and Paul was shamed, promising only to use the F word instead.”

“Your comments were not presidential. I know in my heart that you are better than that.”

But the two divorces and multiple extramarital dalliances while with wife #3 are fine I guess.

performative! pearl! clutching!

Kim has a nuke, indeed he has many nukes at this point. What he (probably) doesn’t have is a delivery system that can threaten the US. Their missile tech is getting closer though.

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