Police, it's a career you're born into. Having a small penis and trying to be macho is no easy feat.

$35 and it runs Flash, making it instantly more functional than the iPad. I can take the money I save from not buying the iPad and get a whole new hipster wardrobe so I can still be cool.

They've since upgraded - now when they need to fell 100 acres/hour they call me in and I drop my pants and twirl.

@njdevil 2-Revenge of the Fallen:

@92BuickLeSabre: Yeah, I was there in 2008 and I was in a 50 story hotel room during a lighting storm and all I could think of was the scene in the Matrix where they show you what the "real world" looks like now after they blotted out the sun.

@Improbable: I think you gave them an idea for their next ad campaign. Who needs fiber? When you can have a delicious Taco Bell enema.

@Kowl Slaw: If you have a lot of taco bells in your state, than it's certainly shitty..in more ways than one.

@Kanji08: Crabs for life? You should get that shit checked out.

@iansilv: He spent the money on a whole bunch of iPhones and used them as skeet shooting targets. #billgateshousetour

It means that Microsoft is shitting itself in fear that GOW will forever be GOD OF WAR #godofwar

How did they possibly fit all this awesomeness on one disc?

Yeah, good luck with that. That's about a bold a promise as me saying I'll give everyone on earth $1 million if I can have sex with Megan Fox.

@okenny :) ...building bridges (to hide under):

I'll stick to the gamepad, thanks.

That boy there is gonna get molestered alright.

50 Cent Game! Hell yeah son! I can't wait until Jan 19th - I better nail me some hoes to pass the time until then.

@xblindx: @Hamsfork

@Hardcore1:

@Hamsfork:

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