You're pretty much describing Witcher 2.

I'm kinda annoyed with myself for deciding to buy Skyrim + expansions even though I don't really have the money for that right now. It turns out I can't even run it on low settings. Grrr.

Anyone who isn't excited about this game is an idiot. See what I did there?

I guess we won't be seeing you in the game then.

And then we have this guy with his definitive, everything is right with the universe, opinion. Get over yourself.

I want this game so ba-ba-ba-baaaadly

Yes, you are clearly somebody who knows what they are talking about.

small team has to drop everything and focus on this instead of looking after the game...

A lot of these have a child-like air about em—which is awesome, I think.

I used to put underwear on my head and I WAS spiderman.

If they add velociraptors, I will buy it tomorrow

Yep. We did it. We decided we couldn't hold off any longer. The longer we keep zombies in – the more complaints we'd get about removing them. We are forcing ourselves to deal with it. We are no longer a zombie survival game! They've been replaced with red bears and wolves. You hate them. We know. They're just plugging…

...not all man holes are always covered

This guy's a wizard. I've never been able to get a boomerang to actually COME BACK to me.

"King does not clone other peoples' games."

This is getting crazier and crazier. It's like King just up and said "Hey, this insane amount of success is great and all, but have we considered making a laughingstock of ourselves instead? Derision is a form of currency too, isn't it?"