Daaaaaaaaaaaammmmmn! I've lost 4 now, lost Mrs. Kindlebaum last night- she was a grade school teacher turned Demon Hunter with a lust for danger. She was taken too soon at the young level of 16..

OHMYGOD Exactly like what I just watched ^_^ I love you, Internet

Yeah this dude did not disappoint! Man if this was done in the 90's who else would be in it? Andrew Keegan as Tommy, Jason Priestley as.. well Jason, clearly.. Bridget Wilson as Kat, Lucy Liu as Kimberly

"Ze killing comes later, Ze pooping comes NOW!"

"Excuse me, I have to poop"

I got chills right here.

Oooof course because all great things must die!

The timing of this article is crazy- I just started playing Diablo 3 a couple months ago and started a hardcore character yesterday... and then another one because that one died.. Then another :(

lmfao! This was a day-maker, thank you.

Give me a bumper or quick A/X button tap to sprint and I'm in heaven.

"KOTAKU IS SO DUMB!!!! WORST REVIEWS EVER!! THIS GAME IS THE BEST EVER, WHAT SUCKS IS EVERY OTHER GAME, NOT THIS GAME!!" is basically 50% of what I've seen in the comments on this one. "OMG they'll give Evolve and Destiny good reviews but not this quick time event dick turd??! I'M NEVER READING A KOTAKU REVIEW AGAIN!!"

So far the only thing decent I've played on PS4 has been a PS3 game (last of us). Personally I would say wait until there's something worthy released unless you just have extra cash burning a hole in your pocket.

PS4 exclusives just keep flopping... <-cause all the penises :D

No idea. but she's a looker!

I have the same issue; It's hard to think about anything other than beautiful austin women :(

Annnnd that's where all the nice things went

Looks like he's leaving a trail of string behind...

Will that cover the terrible case of "piston penis" too doc??

Ahh to be 14 again!

This is what I imagine happens when robots orgasm. This is why they can never exist; their orgasmsplosions will surely kill us all!