Spartans never poop.

The next GTA should be in an entire universe like Elite:Dangerous, or at least a freeroam continent on earth. Or maybe on another planet.. OOOH I WANT RIGHT MEOW!

"I'm divorced" "Gross" Hahaha

Creative sentencing is fine, just suspend him from using the internet for some ridiculous amount of time.

Some public shame can work wonders.

Thiiis is a really valid reply :)

Lol @ gaming being the Queen of England

That's actually appropriate :)

I'm not on the supreme court so I'm sure they'll be fine, and this is sarcasm. But they need a pretty severe punishment to deter future fucktards from doing the same.

I have every console as well as a Mac and PC. I shit on your holiday dinner and you call it a "turkey"

Beautiful. Simply beautiful.

That would work!! No more internet access EVER.

When you're fucking with something as large as PSN & Xbox you're negatively affecting millions of people, not just having a larf. This should have no less than a 10-20 year sentence.

Daaamn I immediately thought Danny Trejo would be perfect ^_^

Lock them up indefinitely. Time to set a new precedent for doing this stupid shit.

Thanks for the list and hope you and the Kotaku staff have a fantastic New Year!

HAH. Would watch.

I haven't played over half of these; will get started asap!

Never seen that gif- That is one seriously awesome kid.

I'll bring beers and tacos!