yes we vaginas don’t know sports unless its knitting and cooking.

Mike Pence would never say that, please. It’s too informal. It’s Mother or he won’t be alone in a room with her. And even then, you need space for the Lord between you.

That’s not a bad take, that is the worst take.

Yeah, it’s “mom.”

Rule of thumb: if you refer to women as “females,” you’re just telling on yourself.

I would help crowdfund a video of Barack Fucking Obama going to Kent to collect taxes forcibly.

Wow. That’s the dumbest thing I’ve read all week, and this had been a REAL dumb week.

-There are people who really think 73 isn’t the number? That’s moronic. Did he hit 73 home runs in a full season? Yes. Did he do it with steroids help? Yes, but so the fuck what? Everyone (including the pitchers!) used steroids. Unless opposing pitchers were being paid under the table to inflate his HR numbers, the 73…

Why is every criticism of this administration met with “well, those other guys did stuff too”?

Trump is constantly praising police and fire fighters because if he butters them up enough they’ll let him ride in the big boy trucks that go vroom vroom!!!

The complete package Down Under.

Interesting. Maybe I have a different model but mine is a ‘Sheila’

An annoying, intrusive, bossy know-it-all who tries to take over parenting your children? They should call this the “Mother-in-Law” or maybe just the “Marie.”

one of the most objectively stunning women on Earth

Okcupid has taught me that you can’t throw a stone without hitting a polyamorous person. If those demographics are any indication of offline statistics, I am the last monogamous person under 35.

My question is, why did he buy his kids all those Eagles jerseys?

it looks like their home stadium has been taken over been Eagles fans

To be fair, 10 Philadelphia fans would be louder than 10,000 Los Angeles fans, regardless of the sport.

Co-sign.