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I don’t know if they’re currently getting it on (mostly because part of me can’t believe that two people who are boning could maintain that level of sexual tension during their performance). However, watch the first 35 seconds of this 2016 video of them playing the Newlywed Game. They’re asked who is most likely to

I absolutely get what you’re saying, but it aired A WHILE ago in the UK, if there was anything untoward about it probably would have come out by now? Also if you want more in the “Darren brown getting people to commit murder?” genre there’s a special where he made a “brainwashed assassin” whos mission was to shoot

If you stop watching the series at Jim saying “...then it’s a date” and the cut to Pam’s face, you have a really satisfying show and don’t really miss anything.

Come on, you’re better than this! My wife and I play in a bowling league together and we’re not fucking.

‘I don’t understand why people like this.’

I would watch a movie about her.

Like the sound of that.

There is also a bio pic in the works about Ada Lovelace, daughter of Lord Byron and inventor of the theories behind the computer. It’s a good time to shop around your script about some great, but uncelebrated woman scientist!

1. The series came out in 1995, and only the last one came out in 2000.

That is for the fucking government to enact. Maybe start with letting studies be performed on gun violence in this country, especially mass shootings. Or we could just follow Australia’s idea and buy back a bunch of guns then never have a mass shooting again!! There’s lots of options but the lawmakers are the ones to

If they’re old enough to be asked to do battle with school shooters in hand-to-hand combat, they’re old enough to have a say in school policy.

You have raised your pup well!! Kudos

It didn’t help that I’m in a bad mood but I’m over criticism of women in connection to the movement. It exists in the first place because of male abuses of power so can we just not have a go at a woman who isn’t wearing the right shade of black* and remember that Weinstein and Spacey and the rest of them are rapists

She’s not allowed to make political statements. William is president of Bafta. Why should she sit out? Can we stop vilifying women who aren’t doing Times Up well enough?

Are you having a stroke?

Comicsgate is the new Gamergate.

I might never have wondered this before today, but: how many of them might be Kremlinbots? Because, you know, we don’t have enough plain ol’ domestic racists already.

I can confirm that these accounts are TOTALLY true: I went to see Black Panther on Thursday night and as soon as I entered the theater, someone had the GALL to look me in the FACE and tell me “YOU DON’T BELONG HERE.” Then they POINTED to the EXIT and said, “BLACK PANTHER IS ACTUALLY IN THE OTHER THEATER, THIS ONE IS

The Venn diagram between this and Gamergate is a circle.

There was a moment at the end when Micheal B. Jordan let a moment of vulnerability slip through all his rage. It was so authentic and perfectly acted—took my breath away.