IIRC = if I recall correctly

#wouldificould

Fun fact: IIRC recent presidents are just as likely to be left handed as right handed, despite making up only 10% of the population. It’s a weird statistical anomaly.

He is actually so handsome it’s ridic.

I love Sam and Josh, but CJ is queen 👸

Mate just stay here.

I love my country. Did you see the comedian Janey Godley with a “Trump is a Cunt” sign outside his hotel when he stayed here? Beautiful.

No, her “mother”. She’s been raised and cared for by her for eighteen years, it must be devastating.

No, how dare you, I would never dream of implying it.

The Roman Catholic Church are conservative about LGBT , contraception and abortion and such, but are progressive on many other issues so it isn’t a good barometer of left vs right. Also what the church believes and what Catholics believe are two separate things - most Catholics use contraception, and some are even…

Petition to replace Steve King with Stephen King.

As explained to me, the heart is essentially a very specialised artery/vein. Arteries have muscles in them that constrict and veins have valves that prevent reflux. It’s kind of amazing.

No. You can have a heartbeat and still be dead. Evidence of brain function is the universal indicator. The heart and lungs are just support systems for the brain after all.

Trump is the biggest argument for the royal family I’ve ever seen. Imagine the Queen telling him to bugger off.

Nah, he’s definitely for triple therapy.

I’m biting my fist trying not to scream out laughing on the bus

Like others have said, it gets granted so that children can finish school years and such. January 20th has always been there, yes, but school years are different all over the world.

The male one is a “penis” (arrow). The female one looks like a pregnant woman (the cross is the body, the circle is the belly). That’s how I remember it.

The pinky is the weakest point! Pulling that back takes little to no effort and it loosens the rest. Get someone to put their hands on your throat and then grab their pinkies: their hands move off your neck like magic.

I know what to ask mum and dad for for Christmas then