YES OMG MY MUM TRIES TO TALK TO ME BEFORE AND I AM JUST LIKE no.

I'm pretty sure they put heroin in the caramel drizzle. Just saying.

It’s also that same drunken belligerency that fills hospitals at the weekend.

You have no idea. I'm from the central belt and my small home town has ten kebab shops.

I WANT THE THING AND I AM DRUNK SO NO ONE CAN STOP ME.

BRUH

Both you and your comment needed to come out of the greys.

Ok but Richards has the patience of an absolute Saint. I have PMS right now and I swear I want to get on a plane and throttle these people.

Understandable in glasgow, but ridiculous anywhere else. Why suspend an eight year old girl?! What possible good does that do? She can’t exactly decide to wear another shirt: her parents decide and provide that.

When I get a call from the bank it is going to be your fault

Ok but I need this now.

It depends on what kind of work you’ll be doing and your body shape.

Those are beautiful.

To add to what others are saying, ammonia dabbed on the stain will also get it out! If the dress is white you could also try hydrogen peroxide (which is a bleach, but is far kinder than chlorine based bleaches).

I wouldn’t worry: eldest children have been shown to be far more academic and responsible than middle or younger children. I would say that it's more to do with birth order than what you ate or drank.

*had all the sex yeah baby*

I may actually love you forever sorry

Honestly I would do the same.

Honestly I would do the same.

I TRUST YOU