The Ti-panic.

Anna, you’re braver than me. I would have tossed myself over the side by day two. Fascinating piece, I really like it. I’m just sort of overwhelmed by sadness at some of these people who bought tickets on the cruise, and a sense of anger at those like Wakefield who prey on them, even if they truly believe what they’re…

For whatever reason, it brought me back to high school, and the stupid but harmless inside jokes we made up. It’s the kind of young fun I can get behind.

I set a plastic cup on fire when I was little and tried to microwave chocolate chips to make them melt. I will always remember that smell. Barf!!

Jill Stein is running again? God bless her. I see the Constitution Party is also trying to nominate a candidate!

Yes, I agree that it might be worth it! For those who have been celibate married for so many years, I’m sure *my friend* might benefit if she plans on being a slutty divorcee dating in the coming year. Thanks for the advice!

My son is starting soon. He's super excited about those three shots plus the other two he needs. Ha ha! Suck it, junior.

I am firmly in the middle ground, there are amazing socialist ideas that work(free education, health care, and social security), but they have only worked well when implemented in generally free market societies.

Personally, I think it’s great that on the Democrat side we have two really intelligent, qualified candidates with their primary disagreement bringing to light something that really maters. I think it ‘s a healthy thing for democracy. And we are so lucky compared to the clown car that is the GOP nomination process.

Honestly stuff like this has destroyed any enthusiasm I had for Bernie. There’s so much previously-unaddressed sexism on the left that’s bubbling to the surface now.

I know that sexism is just a lie invented by the Clinton campaign but sometimes it seems so real...

How is everyone tonight? I’m feeling super accomplished and adult-y. I’m starting my new job on Monday, so I spent all day prepping meals and they smell delicious and I want to eat them all.

You can always tell who the white dudes are on the internet. They don’t understand why someone would get upset over something. Let’s just approach everything in a detached, rational manner. What they don’t realize is that it’s their white, male privilege which allows them this smug unemotional rationality in the first…

Sex is like boxing; if one person doesn’t agree to participate, the other is committing a crime.

The fact that she is a stripper turned model makes her the perfect person to talk about this.

That’s the general idea (with a colonel of truth). But I’m not sure I would put major effort into it.

I will say this about our president. He has been one of the best presidents this country has had in a long time. Weve cut the budget deficit, avoided being sucked in to any major ground wars, improved access to healthcare, and improved the standing of the US in the eyes of the world (regardless of what far right…

A note to women who regularly drink alcohol that go on a restrictive diet that excludes alcohol leading up to a big event: you will get SHITFACED after very little alcohol and you might embarrass yourself. As a caterer I have seen too many ladies who can’t eat anything at their last tasting and usually they are the…

“Pray, Love” was too short for a title?