I read that as “Scientists Have Discovered a new kind of rat that’s huge and lives in Texas” and my first thought was Ted Cruz.

Clicked for this, was not disappointed.

Me, waiting for the page to load: Please don’t be in Australia, please don’t be in Australia...

(Side note: My favorite part of this gif is imagining the crew guy standing just off camera who has to repeatedly toss a giant stuffed animal.)

Oh, look! A depressing suburban bathroom from the ‘80s.

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These are the stories of the anonymous in this country. There’s no political clout to be gained, so the politicians don’t care; there’s no real big-city appeal, so the media isn’t interested; and the citizens are, mostly, members of groups that are ostracized, so there’s no big charity push. There’s a resiliency there…

Or has a bad stomach bug.

Why does he need a soundproof office? Paranoia, much?

As a Puerto Rican I have had to clear this up for some people. It’s depressing and shocking how many people I’ve met who don’t know this. Are we no longer on school maps or something? I’m going to drown my sorrows in some Don Q rum.

Nice (and oblivious) of Trump to thank San Juan’s mayor for her kind words. Because he clearly doesn’t have a clue what she said (as reported on Jezebel today)...

That’s a lie and you know it. The night is pretty uniform in darkness throughout, and then dawn seeps in gradually. Fake news!

In depressing news, nearly half of Americans don’t know that Puerto Rico is part of the US.

Those faces she’s making are just too much awesome for me to handle at this moment.

OK, new rule: any sitting government official who answers ‘I can’t recall’ to any question about critical meetings they had under 6 months ago they had should be removed from office, because they are either a liar or have mental issues that disqualify them.

Character actor: Leslie Jordan

Is the 1990 Flatliners streaming anywhere, because I would give that a watch. I don’t find enough Kiefer Sutherland on my streaming services.