I guess this is just what happens when you elect a human reddit message board to run the country.

We’re a month in. It doesn’t mean anything solidly, but keep in mind that career politician legislators are thinking not about their approval ratings now, but in two, six and ten years.

Oh that is a can of worms. Who would they beat, smack, deride, defile, despise, diminish, objectify, belittle, mock, insult, demean, prevail upon, if not women?

He did not have textual relations with that nation.

Never gets old. Rosemary Woods does not get enough pop-culture-ref love. The fact that she reenacted this for Time always murders me.

THE FUCK. Who is in charge in this madhouse? More importantly, who is officially charged with maintaining security - someone on Trump’s team? DHS?

No. Unless Paul Ryan does something about it, we’re watching the implosion of American democracy.

It’s funny that they were patterned after the prior completely incompetent Republican administration, but still map so well to the current one.

I still think SNL needs to get ahold of Leslie “Beverly Leslie” Jordan to play Sessions. Especially because of how much it would bother Jeff Sessions.

Watch him twist into the classic Rosemary Woods “Republican pretzel”:

Dude, in the fourth season (the one released much later on Netflix) there is even a plot line about a wall at the Mexican border (making fun of its absurdity).

The same people who knew that healthcare could be so complicated?

When I first read this, I thought, “Oh God, I hope the FBI investigates and brings this Keebler-looking motherfucker down,” but then I remembered the FBI is run by a man who couldn’t find his own ass with a monkey, a map, and a flashlight... Where’s the whiskey?

I think the real question is: Is there anyone in that man’s campaign/administration who didn’t speak to the Russians?

Lock him up! Lock him up! (oh wait he’s a Republican so it’s ok..nothing to see here)

Clearly the issue wasn’t that he was demonizing all of those who didn’t worship at his feet. It was that he didn’t look presidential enough doing it.

Trotting out the military as props is like Politics 101. Their families are inherently sympathetic, and Soldiers get virtually no say in what they are told to do (if someone tells them to go stand next to the President and have him pin on an award, that’s what they do). Plus politicians can funnel all sorts of money…

“I wanna compromise on immigration. The compromise will be: round ‘em all up and ship ‘em out. There ya go, see, I can compromise with the best of ‘em. I’m the best compromiser of all time.”

I refused to watch the speech, because obviously, but when I saw the headlines on NY1 this morning with the “press” pivoting to say he was “Presidential” and didn’t pee on any of the carpets, my reaction was, ‘here we go...’

Calling it, “VOICE” isn’t fooling anybody. You can’t say, “While we may be a Nation divided on policies, we are a country that stands united in condemning hate and evil in all its forms.”, and then create an office that will do nothing but fan the flames of hate.