I dunno. My Canadian supermodel GF loves this show.

I always leave my heels turned on. It saves me time when I walk away from people. #themoreyouknow ;-)

You’re more than welcome to chase the ducks down by the canal with them.

I have one of those nosy dogs too. She’s 5 pounds but 3 of those pounds are her big mouth. She’s always in everybody’s business.

Girl, that chemical peel looks painful. Her eyelids were burnt off.

She is definitely a lover of the gunny sack dress.

That’s such a sweet reason to look out the window! Here’s mine checking out the new neighbors. She didn’t bark much so I think they’re decent people.

But it makes the reunions so fun to watch. I’ve skipped watching the full season of most RH shows and just watch the reunions. I love those painfully awkward confrontations.

Ladies of London! Well, with the exception of Juliet Angus who consistently looks foul. And I know it’s not technically a RH franchise, but it basically is.

This is the face I’ll be holding throughout my sister’s Catholic wedding as I sit with my ultra-right-wing extended family without my partner because we just don’t want to create any drama on my sister’s special day now do we.

I hate sitting on other people’s couches and it makes me feel uncomfortable. Couches are basically fart receptacles. But I do love my Ikea fluggen floggen. I can’t remember what it’s called but removable cushion covers are the best thing ever.  

Why does she have her dirty mouth on my husband? He obviously hates kissing her.

I’m just glad Lennu’s ok after the Sweden attacks!

Next up on a very special episode of, Too Close For Comfort. Rape, hilarious.

Every season she gets worse and more unlikable. Just show Harry Hamlin baking pies for her scenes.

You know DAMN WELL this isn’t about some damn children.

It’s not. But that’s the hypocrisy. Women are sexual objects pretty much up for grabs as soon as men say so. But boys? Not the same. 

I know 13 year old boys. They’re still kids. Their bodies are bigger but they’re still kids in their minds. I noticed he didn’t talk about girls just boys. Frankly way to play into that fear homophobes have about gays targeting their children.