Crass = telling women they have to sleep with him to keep their jobs. Okay, dude. Also, it’s not like he did it accidentally. He didn’t trip and, oops, sexually harass multiple women. Come the fuck on.

That woman should not be allowed anywhere near our children’s education. Her and her family are dangerous.

Well she still does stand up comedy

she used to be moderately attractive?

I’ve got a $100 on him pardoning Charles Kushner.

That laughter is starting to hurt. Oh, the sweet irony of it all. Yes, Donald, that is the correct date of the larger crowd. Oh, I hate him with all the fury of the sun but I so enjoy all the laughs he’s given to us.

“Crazy libtards and your fancy art supplies just eating birth control pills like tic tac’s.” Hmmm, perhaps tic tac’s weren’t the way to go? “Eating birth control pills like their dipping dots”

I take my art supplies seriously!

But th e date

FOAMBOARD!!!! Are you some kind of Rockefeller over there?

It’s ok just so long as long as the money isnot for abortions or anything to do with the women’s lady parts, ewwww. They get all bloody and why can’t they control that? That’s why men need to regulate that part of their body, because we can’t seem to.

He’s a man so that would make him, robust, not fat. So virile and sturdy because their mommy told them so.

Men like that have no choice but to insult a woman’s appearance because that’s all they have in their toolboxes. Emphasis on the “tool” part.

That is quite possible the most unnatural process of a frown turning into a smile that I have ever seen. It’s almost like you can see her mind thinking “Now smile. Smile wider. Show more teeth. Beauty pageant smile. Good. Well done, Melania. You get two diamond bracelets for this.”

I feel as sorry for her as I do for all the women who voted for him.

All that inauguration cash and yet they couldn’t get real crowds. Or real cake.

He’s probably used to it from all the times Joanie had to step in and save him from the Fonz beating him for being a dumbass.

The best part of this is that Baio now has to walk around with the knowledge that a petite blonde lady came to his rescue and everyone knows it. He seems like the kind of guy that would be really bothered by that.