I don’t know what form of hunks they are but they all look like they have hostile penises.

Yeah, any story about murder is rough but parents killing their children are the worst. My kids adult kids hate when I see those because I force them to hug me.

Oh, yeah, that version was pretty traumatizing. I’m 4 fracking 5 years old and still can’t fall asleep if a hand or foot is hanging off my bed.

That crazy under bed hand licker sure gets around. He must be related to that hobo who Johnny stole his liver from. Which is the reason I stopped stealing livers from hobo’s.

My kids don’t even remember dial up internet. Or AOL. Landlines are the new urban legend.

I’m in. But I do know this one totally true story about a women who thought her dog under her bed was licking her hand, it wasn’t, it was a stranger. True story. Or what’s known in, 2017, as an alternative story.

I read a thread on Reddit once about the scariest true crime stories they’ve seen. I couldn’t finish it. Anything involving children and animals is when I take my leave.

I thought the clicking sounds meant that your phone was bugged? That’s what my cousin told me but he also convinced me that Jaws was real and I’m still afraid to go too far out in the ocean.

I’d buy that ticket. I lied, I’m too cheap to buy movie tickets, but will watch it when it comes to cable. I love both those men. Nat King Cole’s voice is like butter, like butter I tell ya.

Obviously he’s going to go with a man. This will be the lesson all Trump supporting women will learn. He will turn on everyone who supports him but all women will be first before he gets to the men. If Flynn hadn’t quit he would still have a job.

I now have the theme from, Three’s Company, playing in my head while I envision a penis knocking on a vagina’s door. I guess only vagina’s are responsible for pregnancies because it invited the penis in. It would be rude for a host to blame a guest.

Is that some kind of rubber bracelet thing or a fit bit? Or is this how you track a Biden in the wild? Why do I care so much? And what flavor is that ice cream, vanilla, cookies and cream, coconut, what is it? Now I’m really in the mood for ice cream. Thanks, Joe.

I prefer my Norman Bates a little younger. And I’ll go take a shower because now I’m the creepy person.

There is a definite Norman Bates feeling you get reading that.

For some weird reason my husband started calling me, mommy. I think it was because I was ignoring him and he must have caught on that I would acknowledge our children. In my defense, he was probably annoying me so I was probably in the right. Now he will do it when he wants to annoy me. Touche, husband, touche. We…

You should only believe the scales set to the weight you want to be. Kind of how Donald Trump has set the scales of justice to lawlessness.

She should be getting ready for the Spicer bus that’s going to run her over. And than we all can laugh, and laugh, and laugh, and laugh.

I wonder if Conway and Spicer give each other hate stares in the White House hallways? He always comes out and says the opposite of whatever she says. She’s probably preparing some mean girl type take down of Sean Spicer. Something more nefarious than just tricking him into eating kalteen bars.

It would make for a great season of, American Crime Story. Someone get Ryan Murphy on this, STAT.

The sound your hearing is Karma laughing her ass off. The bitchiest bitch that ever bitched will get them all. Karma is all we have left since our government will do nothing about this. They’re just hoping this will go away as quickly as possible. I hope it stays in the news for the next 4 years. And everybody who is…