Or he’ll end up in a coma from banging his head into the wall, “Why won’t they just get with the program like I asked them too?”

I’m sure they rushed to apologize for this teensy mistake. Like everyone who works for Trump apologized for those minor conveniences the ban caused this weekend. Fox and the White House have that in common. Quick to accuse without any proof but slow, if at all, with the apologies.

Who wants to start taking bets on how long it takes him to have a nervous break down? It must suck to show up to work knowing your boss is going to force you to humiliate yourself in front of millions of people. I hope he’s miserable every day for as long as he has this job.

Age hasn’t dampened her heroism. She can kick, stretch, and KICK. She’s Ann Wright and she’s 70 years old.

Well if it’s such trouble he shouldn’t have gotten a divorce. Divorces make God and the angels cry. He’s making himself cry. You think Mrs. Ryan wants to be there, no. He’s always talking about how much he can lift and it’s sooooo annoying. But she sticks it out. Now answer my damn prayer.

Uuuuuugghhhh why is everyone ruining his protein break with these stupid questions. I don’t have time to explain my hypocrisy when my biceps are shrinking before my eyes.

They’re going to burn America’s asshole.

It’s clear that Rob Lowe is a real life Tamogotchi. I hope the new assistant knows this or she may kill a national treasure.

This definitely proves he’s and idiot who doesn’t know he’s an idiot. Are there any idiots who know they’re idiots? I’m sure in his mind he probably thinks everyone there will so grateful for Trump swooping in to save ya’ll. Try Dallas. I know we’re dangerously close to Oklahoma but we can’t help that.

Sally Yates just became Barb from Stranger Things. Let’s not leave her in the upside down.

It wasn’t even classy. Ugly. Sad statue. It will be replaced by a giant Donald statue made completely out of gold (gold plated).

He really is running the country the way he runs his businesses. Why did the people who voted for him think that was a good thing? He’s going to bankrupt us and then sell us of to foreign investors.

I’m glad someone else isn’t afraid to finally speak the truth.

I’ll ask Siri and see if she’s more informative. I’m afraid every morning I’ll turn on the news and half our country will be burned to the ground. I was happy to see Democrats protesting last night. Now if some of the Republican’s would join. I do think Session’s questioning today will be quite interesting. Democrats…

I’m still waiting to the punchline. What kind of world is it if we are agreeing with Bill O’Reilly?

I begged my parents to buy me a pink sating jacket because of Cool Rider. I wasn’t old enough to have a boyfriend with a motorcycle but I did wear is to Wheel A While ( the best ever roller rink) I thought I was so cool. I miss that jacket.

I think we just became best friends. I love that movie with no irony. I’ll be your girl for all seasons.

If people keep spouting these non-alternative facts their supporters may stop believing their alternative facts. Just kidding, they decided long ago they’ll go down with the shit. I’m letting my spelling error stand. I think it is fitting to the current situation.

The Judicial Branch is back on the White House information page. I’m sure it was all just an innocent mistake. Just some a simple misunderstanding. Kind of like how we’re all misunderstanding that this immigration executive order is no way a ban on Muslim’s. Just because it was something he promised throughout out his…

Mute him next time he’s on TV and pretend he’s speaking in the voice of the Looney Tunes Abominable Snowman or Porky Pig. It’s stupendous.