I wish he’d kept this head instead of transplanting it with the one we see now.

Why is he wasting his time with this when he still has so much of our democracy to shit all over? And is it me or is Spicer starting to get more orange?

You beautiful bastard. I wish I had a clap track for you. Maybe I can borrow Donald’s?

Now we all can have crunchy lead filled water just like Flint. I can’t be the only person here who’s sick of not having cancer and all this hair on my head, right?

He’s lucky she can’t start fires with her gaze full of hate.

Funny how adamant they are about the people wanting to see the birth certificate but not his taxes. Nobody but the press and millions of humans. But other than that, nobody wants to see it.

I’m sure she’s still glad about putting all her eggs in this basket.

So, this how somebody gives America back to the people? I already miss the, not so great, days of America.

He’d have to or she would have divorced him by now. I’d hate to have those worm lips on me too. But exhibit c is killing me. Her body language is just, “just (sigh) shut the fuck up, Donald”.

They are completely right, Hillary didn’t win, Trump did. And now they need to put that tired old excuse to bed because they can’t leave their trash at her doorstop anymore. Every disaster that has happened since election is all their own doing.

AHHHHHHHHHHH. I don’t understand why these peoples brains can’t function properly? I feel like be need to be more basic with them, if that’s even possible. Something like, “Would you invite Nazis to a Nazi protest?” Of course I think they wouldn’t get they are the Nazi’s in this situation. But, these are people who…

Ben Carson was also pretty blunt about not knowing how the hell to do his job before taking it.

This is totally the guy America wants behind all our cyber’s, securing them for the inter webs and such. I’m sure they watched a few episodes of CSI Cyber and are all caught up. My main concern is the show was cancelled so I’m not sure what is going to happen when they run out of episodes to watch?

All the different signs were just too much for their brains to process. I have been enjoying all their half assed responses to the events over the weekend. I think we’ve figured out that this administration is nothing but, “alternative facts”.

I don’t need to be told how to spell such an unpresidented word, I’m a smart person. Everyone says so. I spell all the best words.

They’ll hire the relatives of his cabinets picks. Tillerson could get them to hire a few cousins and then De Vos could get an aunt a job as receptionist. It’s going to be bigly great how many relatives of his staff he can hire.

Nobody wants that troll crossing over here.

Damnit, I got my eyes to finally dry. I’m not even mad. I’ve been so sad since the election and it comes in waves. Seeing everyone standing together was something all us needed to see. I’m grateful for everyone who marched for us all. Than you.

That was probably the CIA’s easiest set up, ever. All you have to do is give him a mic and put a camera in front of him. He just can’t help himself.

This kids mother brought him up right.