Anyone that lives in a decent size city and orders Papa John’s, Domino’s, etc. over independent joints deserve what they get. Most cities have a decent pizza place, no one should ever have to subject themselves to this shit...

Everybody needs to consider that this arrest is not a mistake: it is part of a deliberate policy. Going after the validated and innocent is part of the “shock and awe” doctrine that the Trumpkins tested out during the campaign, and are now experimenting with until they perfect it.

Typo alert:

my GF asked me for a copy of The Handmaid’s Tale for Valentine’s Day.

Hopefully next time someone will wear a grizzly suit, cause that would be awesome.

Don’t you DARE ruin dumplings for me like that!

Just remember that people who are abusers are often manipulators. He manipulated you and all of those around him in to excusing his behavior. This is why we need compulsory sex Ed that covers consent and heathy relationships in schools.

I hope there’s a surge in self defense classes and the women beat the shit out of their abusers, when they try it.

I’m inventing xanax milkshakes later, FYI.

Angela Merkel, leader of the free world, summed up Putin pretty succinctly: ‘I understand why he has to do this — to prove he’s a man,’ she told a group of reporters. ‘He’s afraid of his own weakness. Russia has nothing, no successful politics or economy. All they have is this.’

Just gonna throw this out there because it’s very heavy on my mind.

It’s been that long since I read the book. I really should read it again.

Republicans will no doubt prove what spineless shells of humans they are and vote DeVos in. Party over Country. Money over Children.

Here you go:

The Boy and I are doing chorizo-stuffed chiles rellaños, red rice, fried plantains, and fresh guacamole. It will be totally worth the gastrointestinal aftereffects.

Then you will appreciate that my 13 year old son is trying to organize a puppy bowl watching party. He’s a unique and awesome.

Sorry, way too much rain for me to ever move there.

This would not fly because of hipa.

The race to the bottom continues. Come move to the west coast everyone. It’s great, we have weed and tacos.

My mom is a retired interior designer. When this asspuppet won the election, my mother fearfully exclaimed of the Trumps, “[eejm]! What are those people going to do to the White House?!??!”