They are super cool looking when they get a bit older

‘I believe you find life such a problem because you think there are the good people and the bad people,’ said the man. ‘You’re wrong, of course. There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides.’

It scares me nonnative people can come to my reservation, and other reservation, assault me, and my family, and they may not get persecuted for it. The FBI can decide to not go after the person and my court can do nothing about it.

No Galaxy Note 7 on this list? I thought that was a pretty hot item.

No Galaxy Note 7 on this list? I thought that was a pretty hot item.

It may or may not have made a sound, but it certainly got a few clicks.

Ah, yes...the man who refuses to disrupt his own son’s school year sees nothing wrong with disrupting EVERYONE ELSE’S LIFE.

“Why do we need Ambassadors. I mean they’re great guys, the best, but when I let everyone know about everything via Twitter using the best words, you know they’re tremendous words, what’s the need for them.

Like, does he (and every other buttfaced Republican), not understand that PP offers more services other than abortions? JFC!!

I tell the two symbols apart with a mnemonic device that associates the arrow pointing up with an erect penis. I know I’m not the only one who does this, at least I hope not.

Impressed is probably the wrong word.

Anyone else impressed by teenagers with $38K to spend maintaining a used Ferrari?

Like rats, don’t even try! Like they just walk in and jangle their cocks around like a hippo’s tail while it shits. Put it in the porcelain for Christ’s sake!!!

um yes, this. The only negative consequence of sharing a public bathroom and shower with boys in college was the fact that they peed fucking everywhere all the time in the stalls.

I can’t take credit for this, it’s from a meme, but it’s fitting.

You’re like the patron saint of not making a scene.

My husband once pissed me off before a flight. I stared out the window in silence for three hours, out the bus window for one hour and then through a 30 minute information session at the hotel, before finally continuing our fight once ensconced in our room. These people need to be sentenced to a rage repression…

Jesus, how about a trigger warning?! Now I just want to do shrooms in the desert.

Already forcing women to do something with their bodies against their will, and he’s not even president yet.

I mean, I’m not judging, but do y’all normally wear lingerie to Christmas parties? I go a slightly different route during the holiday shindig season, myself:

Yeah maybe I’m a big dumb idiot but this video deals with defogging. Defrosting, which I deal with daily for several months up here in the north, definitely doesn’t work this way.

My experience, the best way to defrost your windshield is to start driving right away while you can’t see anything. Roll your window down…