Jesus Christ - it’s TED CRUZ.

This would be your turning point? Have you ever heard Christian Rock? We need to talk....

I’m just really surprised that Tyler Perry isn’t playing Mary.

I just tuned in, but did I just see Chris Daughtry as Judas sing an Evanescence song in a warehouse, followed by Jesus singing a Train song? If I weren’t already an atheist, this would be the turning point for me.

Tyler Perry’s ‘Christianity’ starring Tyler Perry.

It'd be a hate fuck for sure, but the man is fine. Now if he endorsed Cruz, he would be off the table.

He could endorse Trump and I'd still hit that.

Y - without hesitation

yeah — my first one was also chill, because the bride didn’t expect anything huge. we had a low-stress, low-cost bachelorette for her, and she and literally said to us “wear a black dress. you all own black dresses, just wear them.” it was AWESOME.

My first bridesmaid experience was great since I lived across the country and my friend (the bride) was super low-key.

Two of the women who are most important to me in this world are both getting married this summer. This is, of course, excellent news; I love them both and I am thrilled that they have found partners who love and support them and want to commit to them. I am looking forward to celebrating with them! But both weddings…

Motherhood/marriage-related rant (and I apologize in advance for the TMI/grossness/bummer content). So, my younger daughter has been complaining of abdominal pain for some time now, and I decided to investigate. So far she’s been diagnosed with a quite severe lactose intolerance and the doctor wants to test for…

Dear gods, is this perfect timing. This past summer, my best friend suddenly became hostile and unfriendly; no warning, no explanation, no anything. Then I found out that she had been excluding me from activities we used to do with two other gfs, and then posting their fun on Facebook for me to see. This put the other…

My ‘spiritual’ friend dumped me when I got chronically ill. Because it says so in The Secret, you shouldn’t consort with sick people because it will attract more sickness. Some spiritual people are sick in the head. Namaste cuntface!

Haha that’s definitely a good thing! But I understand your frustration. It’s funny, I live in Western Washington, which is liberal as hell, but we get ridiculous assholes harassing patients at our PPs. But when I lived in Indianapolis I lived in a pretty sketchy area a couple of blocks away from a PP that never got…

I wish I could do that where I am, but the clinics around me don’t get protestors very often if at all. So I guess that is a good thing, I’m just bummed I can’t help out more where there is help needed.

Oh, if clients hadn’t walked into the store I’m sure we would have ended up in a full out argument... I’ve been arguing pro-choice for longer than she’s been alive. It was really hard to control my anger, I could feel my blood boiling

Ugh sooooo frustrating!! Good for you for having a dialogue with her though. I tried to do the same today with one of the usual pro-forced birth protesters outside of the Planned Parenthood where I counterprotest/escort patients. Did not go well. :/

This sounds really interesting. Sounds pretty similar to a lot of my friends’ experiences with deciding to get abortions (I’ve never had one)

I will never ever ever understand older dudes who date girls younger than 21. Like, if you’re in your 30s or 40s, and you can’t legally go out to a bar with your gf, SHE IS TOO YOUNG BOO BOO FIND SOMEONE A BIT OLDER.