People, please start believing that health care IS the miracle God sent you.

I’m glad she included the bit about the dude apologizing, and that it didn’t actually make her feel better. This is a whole part of it. “Hey, sorry I sent you a dickpic/called you a slut/grabbed your tits/sent you that explicit email. I don’t know what I was thinking.” “Well, this doesn’t actually make me feel better…

maybe some women want one so they can finally know the joy of having their reproductive organs regulated by old white male men.

Yes, but restricting access to abortion is really about the shame. SHAAAAAAME.

“The Obamas Will Stay in DC So Sasha Can Finish High School”

I’ll respect the hell out of anyone who gives up drinking. People who clearly bought into their high school health class about the dangers of drinking are tedious.

I grew up with a alcoholic parent, and at a very young age I remember promising myself I would never drink alcohol. And I never have. I have no judgement on those who do—I just know its not for me.

Usually that person is shitfaced and saying other stupid stuff to other people. They’re beyond the point of listening to or remembering sound advice.

That guy also goes home from the bar alone and doesn’t get responses to his group texts.

Don’t be the “Why aren’t you drinking?” guy at the bar who won’t let it go. There’s always one and he’s an asshole. Sample quotes:

The dance off episode was gleefully dreadful. And Macy Gray didn’t help matters.

I think she seems perfectly nice. But (expletive) her for bragging about selling books when she’s already rich enough to have endless time to write them and then easily get them published.

YOU TAKE IT BACK. Tom Hardy isn’t wrong about ANYTHING.

I didn’t even know it was an election year, to be honest.

GOOD TV IS YELLING TV!

Well in NBC’s defense, I don’t think there has been enough coverage on this election. Who’s even running? I wouldn’t know. I mean, an analysis of a poignant and provocative music video? Nah, give me more Trump.

A cameo wouldn’t hurt their poor, privileged asses.

Right how much do we think Bob Saget and Candace Cameron actually hate each other?

They don’t need the money or the exposure. Should they be leaping at the chance to spend several days in close quarters with a Stepford wife religious fanatic? Team Olsen twins!

At 7 1/2 months, the fetus was also viable, and likely would have lived if delivered in a less brutal way. Unless there had been something terribly wrong with the fetus, or the pregnant woman’s life or health were in imminent danger, it would have already been difficult to get an abortion in any jurisdiction — which…