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I am not a fancy person. I have never received a Lexus with a big red bow. I don’t live in a Rococo Olive Garden Barbie Dream House. But that is a low rent book signing, Theresa.

Damn, Missy looks great. Is great. Will always be great.

That was one of the big problems with this piece. This guy, who probably pitched this piece because he wanted to re-use the reporting/sources he had from Holtzclaw’s college football career, thought he was doing something in the vein of “Serial” or “Making A Murderer.” But he never actually investigated the case or…

This is absolutely disgusting and it is truly unbelievable that a site that writes something like the Mel Hall piece can hit publish on this.

I was 13-14 in the mid-70s, and I got a lot of attention from grown men. I was thrilled by it. Boys my age either ignored me, barked at me, or called me names. Adult men talked to me like I was a person, admired me, complemented me. At the time, it was bliss, and I felt it made me special. And thanks mainly to a lack…

“...you can understand how Lori Maddox could have possibly developed not just a sincere desire to fuck adult men but the channels to do it basically in public; why an entire scene encouraged her, photographed her, gave her drugs that made all of it feel better, loved her for it, celebrated her for it, for years. You…

I’ve got to go with #DoesHeLickItFromTheFrontToTheBack. Cuz I just can’t deal with another UTI right now.

Waitaminute... so between this guy and Daniel Holtzclaw, are we only convicting Asian cops then?

What kind of man is he? What kind of society is Trinidad that elects this guy for office? Let your imagination roll.

Its about the consequences of being wrong. If they ban him and a trial vindicates him, they just have to say they were sorry and let him back on campus. If the do not ban him and they were wrong, then they have allowed a sexual predator to walk around campus.

Ah, I stand corrected. I intended to imply “with acquaintance sexual assault” but now realize thanks to you that it IS necessary to specify. And it’s too late to correct.

Fellow Dudes, lemme lay a ProTip on you; wife is pregnant, you don’t purchase this t-shirt, much less wear it.

Seriously, did Ted Cruz give her lessons on how to make the most effective “I’m a douchebag!”-face possible?

Filed under S for Stupid and Smug.

But not RAPE rape according to the New York Times.

I was harassed off-campus by one who wasn’t even my professor, just one I knew through a friend. I ran into him at a coffee shop, where he took my saying hello (as you do, when you run into someone you know) as an invitation to sit at my table, stare at my chest and tell me his thoughts on what he imagined my boobs…

Pretty much rape.

“Rep. Jackie Speiers recently championed legislation that would require universities to disclose professors’ sexual harassment investigations. In other words, professors would be unable to escape charges at one school simply by moving to another, as Lieb did.”

“incapacitated due to alcohol and therefore could not consent,”