Needs darker colours so we can hide all of that! I really want those

The problem with those lovely cream colored chunky blankets is that if I got one, it would never be washed and therefore would get Dog hair and cat hair and pizza sauce and cat pee and Chinese food sauce, and pot sticker sauce, and tikka masala sauce and white wine and red wine and vomit and period blood all over it…

18 years? You’re very optimistic.

Why acknowledge that clown college at all?

Never trust an Evangelical when he offers to “pull it out.”

Falwell’s comments are just a perfect encapsulation of how these idiots think. The racism, of course, but also the action hero fantasy bullshit that they tell themselves.

Stoya is an inspiration, and everyone fighting in the comments on these articles should read this. It's not about porn, or BDSM, or Tumblr gifs. It's about rape.

Hey all- remember to flag/dismiss trolls instead of engaging.

I wouldn’t say the stuff Deen stars in is “sex-positive porn”

Remember folks, flag and dismiss the trolls. DO NOT ENGAGE.

I got lectured by a co worker for kissing another co worker’s baby. That’s right, it wasn’t even her baby. Stfu, if there is fat baby legs in my arms. It’s gonna get eaten.

I always wondered if that was a hard thing about being a veterinarian—having to resist the urge to kiss the animals.

This guy is right up there with this other guy:

Sweet little baby heads are always in danger of a barrage of kisses from me, it just seems like what they’re for!

Like kissing the top of its little head was just an involuntary reaction to seeing a baby head

oh my god, that killed me. people who kiss babies and animals almost as a reflex melt my heart. I know I can’t help it myself.

I like his little “this is a good baby” ... ::smooch:: at the end. Like kissing the top of its little head was just an involuntary reaction to seeing a baby head. This guy really likes kids!

Eh. I think the knee-jerk cries of “sex negative!” and “kink shaming!” whenever anyone criticizes porn or kink in any way are ludicrous. I also think a depressing amount of commentary on this site over the past few days has been misinformed and self-righteous at best and mean-spirited and occasionally outright cruel…

HOLY SHIT put her in the hospital. Jesus it just gets worse and worse. Edit to add: not that I’m judging what he’s done on a sliding scale or anything; it’s all awful. It just boggles my mind that it was that bad and no one stepped in to stop it.

My main takeaway here, besides the obvious, is that Kink.com is run by vile, abusive pieces of shit, and anyone who doesn’t explicitly support sexual assault should boycott anything the studio produces.