I'd like to think Bess taste-tested each recipe.

The recipe names are fantastic.

And Hannah Gruen! I just want her to make roast beef for me and lay out my summer cotton dresses with matching cotton gloves, and worry about my latest sleuthing case being unsafe. Which is weird, because I’m an old dude.

I watched Fresh off the Boat instead because Constance Wu is a goddess.

Those who use trickery to lie about their eyesight? They are not “real” uniquely visioned because they don’t wear glasses. They can pass.

Well, they are adding two white guys with glasses. They are hitting the glasses wearing population which is truly underrepresented in television. TV assumes everyone has 20/20 vision. Some of us are forced to wear glasses and it’s nice to see our population included.

i mean, he wanted to create this elaborate lie and take down whole foods, but if he paid for a layered cake he would’ve banked less money. he’s just being fiscally responsible.

Bobby, I agree with everything you said regarding the destructive nature of Brown’s actions towards a community that faces real challenges on a daily basis, but can we also talk about what kind of weirdo orders a single layer cake?

I hope they give the Katie Holmes character some genuine dimensionality. Sorry but I’m not fooled by the innocent lamb pose, swallowed whole by the commentariat. After even the most superficial googling of Scientology, Tom, or Nicole — what bride-to-be would have imagined she was entering a “normal” marriage? Nobody…

Jawbone UP2. Simple, 10 day battery life, reasonably priced, fantastic app, fantastic support. Low profile - even fits comfortably under my cuffs.

Jawbone UP2. Simple, 10 day battery life, reasonably priced, fantastic app, fantastic support. Low profile - even…

This is completely incorrect. The prosecutor in the case stated that there was probable cause to go ahead with charges, but Dylan was so fragile that he didn’t want to pursue them. Woody spent millions of dollars pursing his allegations that Dylan had been coached and he lost every time. This information is public…

Susan Sarandon isn’t without problems, but damn if I’m not here for this.

Seriously. Good for her.

I disagree, these teams shouldn’t be suspeneded, they should be made to battle royale on the diamond.

“Had no idea today was Jose Bautista bobblehead day.” (Via @DriveThruDuck)

But I thought in America you had a right to bare arms...

I’ll show myself out...

I've never even seen The Notebook because it involved poor James Marsden losing another woman he loved.

Oh jeez that is Naomi Watts.

Wow, she really is entering her Miss Havesham phase, isn’t she? “Look here, Pip: these low-cut Frankie B jeans accompanied me to many a society soirée in days gone by. I was the toast of the ball. Everyone envied me. I danced and danced. I looked so pretty in them. Here! Here’s a photo of me. Do you think I look…

Okay with you if I adopt this as my new catchphrase?
“Hey, wanna grab dinner on Friday?” “I wish, but that’s just not the way these titties work.”
“Do you mind staying late today to finish that report?” “I wish, but that’s just not the way these titties work.” etc. etc.