Alternatively, as an obligatory nod to the Canadians among us, KD. PC KD if you’re a Loblaws type.

My dress was a $200 last-season BHLDN gown that I got secondhand on a wedding resale site and it was rad as hell and sometimes I still put it on just to watch old episodes of 30 Rock.

lol wut. The Irish had it bad off, to be sure, but they did not experience anything even remotely like systemic slavery. Arguments for such an idea are borne of pure white supremacist martyrdom complexes.

i have checked the infamous map...and i still dont see it. Trump could take Virginia, Ohio and Florida from the Obama column and still lose. The only remote shot Trump has is if democrats whine and moan and pout and stay home. And if they do that, than they deserve everything that happens to them and can choke on…

Rewatching the series recently made me realize Rory and Lorelei are kind of the worst. Give me more of the townspeople or Emily & Richard (RIP)! Infinitely more interesting than seeing who Lorelei hurts next.

How is Rabbies Formed?

“Surely this girl can’t look THAT much like Kendall Jen-”

I beg to differ. When you pay for it it is in fact, yours ;) ;)

Lol apparently Conan is wrong, Trumpo is still funny.

However, like the word “Jews,” it can be a perfectly ordinary term OR an offensive slur, depending on context.

Ted Cruz is awful. Friends and I went to one of his town halls, and we were horrified by what passes for his policies (mainly, abolishing the IRS and submitting tax returns on a postcard — we were wondering to whom we would mail the postcard) and by his absolutely horrid use of a little boy, who was urged onto the…

Some of my Japanese friends on facebook periodically write statuses in Japanese then do an approximate English translation at the end. One of these friends did a super long status in Japanese, then at the end wrote in English “Today we found human bone in my neighbor yard lol.”

OK, I’ve been waiting all day for Jezebel to recognize that March 15th is only important because it’s Notorious RBG’s Birthday! Why oh why, do we get posts about The Bachelor, Kim K., and Mama June, but nothing about RBG?

Exactly. The double standard thing is such a strawman. Firstly, men don’t get routinely catcalled so that they must change their route to and from work, worry about what they’re wearing, and are nervous to walk past men on the street. Secondly, there are no women advocating the catcalling of men and telling men it’s a…

“I believe the integrity of Breitbart News, my own personal integrity, and the legacy of Andrew Breitbart are at stake

On another note, I love that little baby.

“My body count? Soon to be 1, after I kill you for being such a douchebag.”

Well, the chocolate and vanilla ones are great, the strawberry is just ok and usually just ends up being thrown out.

I actually learned something quite useful from this letter, and I think some of you would agree:

He has a point buried in there: Stephen Curry would clean up at the Special Olympics.