I re-binged on Luther last week.

I know!

THIS. The whole article is a veiled tantrum about 25 year old women not being interested in them anymore. If they cared so much about having a family they could marry a woman their age, take all the money they earned focusing on career, and use alternative avenues for creating a family

‘When I consider someone to marry, I have to find someone young enough to have children,” he says. “And the age difference...”

Never mind that your sperm are going to be a problem too, buddy. The male biological clock ticks along too, even if it's less obvious.

So ugh.

I don’t care if Nancy Drew is black, white, Trans or a puppy in a tutu. But she’s no NYPD detective.

Not true, I think they only murder babies from what I’ve read. But only christian babies.

No one says “music” anymore! Are you from the Middle Ages?

LOL!!! I love you so much! My 11-year-old says this all the time and I've just hated and hated it and am enjoying your comments with unbridled glee.

FUCK i thought it meant worship, as in “I worship this couple together.” Jesus I am SO FUCKING OLD and now I’M FURIOUS

Ok, you got me. I will confess something that i have never told anyone. if Chris Pratt and Anna Faris get divorced, I will lose all faith in the concept of love and soul mates and accept that I will die alone and whatever the equivalent to “crazy cat lady” is for fat white guys.

I think a detailed knowledge of the rules at fanfiction.net limits the extent to which you get to throw “creepy” around.

I expected him to be dead sexy in order to explain why she would give her his number. So I’m still not sure how he won her over. His witty reparte about Uggs must have been something you needed to be there for.

Shark week here too and all I feel is rage. I hate theses two so much right now.

after someone WOKE HIM UP as he was napping on the couch. oh my god, I hate this guy so friggin much....and i feel betrayed by this woman. i am very cranky today and this is NOT sitting well.

I would only marry someone who insulted my clothing when I met them so I could push them off a cliff on our honeymoon.* I mean he fell, yeah he definitely fell.

Pffft. They didn’t meet when he catcalled her. They met when he negged her at a fake party. MUCH more romantic.

I’m going to be honest, that is NOT what I expected them to look like.