Oh, I loved this episode of 24-hour product diary so much, because finally, there’s someone who sounds like me! (well, except for the moisturizing - that’s far more work than I put in... but good job on winging it with all the rest of it)

The one-pieces are $95 and the two-pieces are... $95? I feel like I’m missing something, here - how can the maillots be considered spendy but the bikinis be average-priced? I mean, I live in Hawaii and have far too many suits in general, but most of those come from TJ Maxx and Ross, with an occasional detour to Macy’s…

The one-pieces are $95 and the two-pieces are... $95? I feel like I’m missing something, here - how can the maillots…

“a show that was, at least for its first few seasons, about two brothers who practice law together even though only one of them is actually a lawyer”

Yay, thnx! Got my recording set with 18 minutes to spare...

Oh my lord, thank you. I honestly had no idea if ‘Jared News’ was some Jez thing I wasn’t aware of, and was trying to parse it that way...

I kept waiting for the time skip, too, but no... I mean good enough for her and I wish them happiness, but O_O

Legit - my parents lived between castlefrank and terry fox (for non-Ottawa folks, the CTC exit), which should be about a 5-minute drive if you get good lights, and getting to a game and parking from *there* could take a half-hour... Doing it from town would suck.

Joico Ice Mist - the greatest invention known to anyone with 90s hair...

She’s actually quite tall (don’t judge, I watched the first ep!), so I think you could use yourself as an avatar for her pretty closely.

nothing really to say on THidds, but omg, that baby gif is the greatest thing I’ve seen in FOREVER. thank you for it!

“Mr. Christie, you make good cookies!”

Exactly what I was thinking of, though not handwritten!

How many *letters* are in that signature? it’s like the automatic-writing signature version of a horror movie - just Donald Trump Donald Trump Donald Trump, over and over again...

hahaha - I would never microwave it, but ngl, I read this and thought ‘mmmm....’

ah yes, exactly what I need, a tight horizontal band going right across the largest part of my body... O_O As I’ve gotten older and quicker to just say fuck it, I’ve gone with old-lady (but hopefully non-old-lady) skirts, or, if I want to try and fool people into thinking I’m ‘sporty’, board shorts on top of regular…

Yup - and if that person happens to be a Catholic priest, you can have a ‘Catholic wedding’ in any venue you please... Much the same way our Christmas mass takes place in my aunt’s living room.

Hey, Shoppers Drug Mart practically has a full grocery, these days! We too can buy cheese at the drugstore if we want.

Oh my god, are you me? I once sent my mom into a walgreen’s for milk and she didn’t come out for almost 20 minutes... I was starting to think she had had a medical emergency or something, with the employees trying to find who she was with from the other patrons. (And if you’re wondering why I didn’t just go in after…

“trying to get rid of Jesus Christ, abortion, homosexuality, lesbians, transgender . ..”

Coolest =/= best