Go through eight years of college
Accumulate 200k in student loans
Research genetics and biology till your eyes bleed
Make 32k/year out of college as a lab tech or some shit
Work your way to actual research
Dedicate your life to the chance of being part of a project that can help people
Make groundbreaking discovery
Still…

“after succeeding, still smashed the plane into the ground?”

That Donald Trump’s presidential campaign is a false flag designed to allow Hillary to coast into the White House.

Will be fun to see how that running game fares against the Broncos, who actually have a great run defense and haven’t been run on all year by anyone.

DON’T CARE.

Wait a minute.... More than a quarter of a million surrendered. These were armed military units moving intact.

Yea, Japan has been itching for a fight ever since Hiroshima...

Oh come on, Marchman. Please do not be this guy. Putting aside the fact that all teams in the Korean league use a DH, this is going to be such a dumb thing for the next 12 months. Argue about the DH all you want — I say pitchers should hit in both leagues — but proclamations about not watching any more because of a…

Frisbee is not a sport.

Why does the entire Deadspin staff hate Tottenham?

...become a good rapper who makes good songs, or get out of the way to make space for someone who will.

If you receive US mail in terrible conditions, you are a garbage person. End of story.

If I’m sick, my pantry is bare, and there’s a horrible snowstorm outside (which also means that my car is buried in ice and snow), I’m going to order delivery. I am polite, I’m out front very promptly, and I tip handsomely. I see nothing wrong with that. I get to eat, and someone else is tipped for his trouble. Win,…

If you’re open, I’m ordering. I don’t care about your preferences.

do you know what “undisputed” facts are?

What’s the problem? Just fix it, dude. That’s your job.

Who would you prefer they direct their complaint to, Accounting? DO YOUR JOB AND STOP GOOGLING KEVIN BACON MEMES AND USING UP ALL THE FIRM’S BANDWIDTH, KENNETH

Deadspin mocking someone almost setting a new pr leagues ahead of what anyone at gawker squats.

Wow. You just come out of this looking like a champion don’t you.

OK, if that is the case I stand down and DS should be corrected. That sounds more like Manning’s personality, as well.