Doolittle isn’t just the very best of the Nationals. He’s the best of baseball. We need a thousand more players like him.

You forgot Sean Doolittle, who is the very best of the Nationals. Doo is the best. He had the guts to state publicly why he wasn’t going. And he and his wife walk the walk and talk the talk in community activism. They hosted Thanksgiving dinner for Syrian refugees and got the community involved, when he was with…

And don’t forget to mention your addiction to international travel (bonus points for saying how many countries), that you’re up for anything outdoors and you live life to the fullest. And for GOD’S sake DON’T take off the sunglasses. You look so HAWT in them!

Mention you are looking for your “partner in crime”: If you’re not specific about the detail of needing a partner-in-crime-but-not-real-crime-but-you-are-so-funny-by-implying-an-absurd-thing nobody will know

Check with your local health department. Our city has at least 3 or 4 free flu shot clinics every year.

My aunt got sick once many years ago after getting the shot(no way it was the flu or caused by the shot, but you know how people get) so she refused to get them for a long time, but she’s getting older now so that’s not acceptable. I dragged her to CVS and made her get the shot, but they didn’t have the senior shot…

Trying to co-opt a women’s rights slogan isn’t going to convince people you’re right. They’ll just be like me and think you’re a shithead phony.

irrefutable

Cut yourself off from all physical contact with every other human being on the planet for the rest of your life and I’ll entertain this as a valid argument.

Gonna get mine. My friend has a newborn still under 1 year old and he asked last year to get a flu shot if we’re going to come around, so I did. I’ll do the same this year. Remember, the flu shot isn’t for you so much as its for everyone else.

John McCain’s ghost might reappear in the Senate for a few moments and sigh in a mildly exasperated fashion.

The way to stem a possible civil war is to reprogram Grampa’s TV so that he can’t access Fox News.

I love everything you wrote! While I’m sitting here reading and reading looking for help and support and possibly others going through the same things, what you wrote has truly given me so much comfort and encouragement. Thank you so much!!!

Another good use for the mesh laundry bags: Keep one with your hamper and put your socks in it when you take them off. Then, on laundry day, just throw the whole bag into the washer and dryer. That way all the socks get washed and you end up with far fewer oportunites for single socks to make a break for freedom. Just…

I saw them open for the Sex Pistols once. Afterwards, Pearl Jam came on the stage as a surprise act.

I hooked up with Interglueteal Cleft on Grindr once. He was a bit of an ass.

Actually since I assume the swimmer is under-aged, and her swimwear was THAT sexually suggestive, the parent should be brought up on child porn charges for taking the photo, and possibly distribution charges as well since I assume the parent shared it with others.

I’m not sure I’d want to see Intergluteal Cleft opening for anyone.

I’m not sure I’d want to see Intergluteal Cleft opening for anyone.