I recall that Ryan Gosling had a boner on stage at the MTV Movie Awards when he and the girl from The Notebook did the winning kissing scene from the film.

Exactly. Him in the center of violence, blood and death, there's something poetic about it. Lines like "Who's got my fucking strawberry tart?" are a thing of beauty that reaches in to our souls and lingers on in our hearts.

I would like to slap that baby-face of his. It can be hard to take his acting seriously just because of it.

It's hard not to love a guy that was called "bitter Bierce" and "the devil's lexicographer". I could go on and on about of all of his accompplisments in American literature with his satire, themes, writing style and so forth. Instead, I'm just going to say that he's an awesome writer!

Congratulations on succeeding in your art of being incredible annoying.

Or why not Joan Cusack? She always seems to be glued together with her brother.

And I presume that the credits also shorten those 94 minutes? In that case it's a double blessing.

I just gotta say that I love this thread, and thank you Grr. Argh. for inspiring me to make a more serious comment (which I haven't done in quite some time). The immaturity around here when it comes to objectifying females can be tiresome, but I, like you, can laugh at it as long as it doesn't cross a line where it…

Plumberduck, that's insane troll logic for you. So yeah, damn you Asuka Rangure Soryu.

It's Lidström, damn it! You don't qualify as a worshipper, you're unworthy of his divine grace.

You?

Poor pussy.

Whore?

Sabrina The Teenage Witch will be the edgiest superhero, no doubt about it.

Danskjävlar, anyone? (From Riget, The Kingdom.)

BÄ! BÄÄ! BÄÄÄ!

And the rest of them:

I was going to give Dollhouse a chance, but that didn't end well. I couldn't even bare the first scene with Eliza Dushku. Her lack of acting skills… Brr.

Bad horse, bad horse
Watcha gonna do, watcha gonna do
When they come for you
Bad horse, bad horse
Watcha gonna do, watcha gonna do
When they come for you

And I also love the burgers on Burger Urge. I don't normally eat junk food, but those burgers are very tasty because they're not at all dripping with fat.