Haha, maybe you're right. You might be on to something here.

I'm not a man if that makes you feel any better. FYI, I don't have any strange bodyparts either. Yes it's true, I'm a real girl on the AV Club. Sorry about that image I put inside your head.

Maybe I'm a man with a womb and some other female parts. Ever thought about that?

I can't look away from that photo, and I'm ovulating. And you all know what that means.

Me too, man-in-the-moon-man. But I'm young, and I don't have any kids which makes it a lot worse for me to bear. You have at least a good excuse.

I hear ya. Under that empty, soulless stiffness that is Taylor Lautner I'm sure Gus Van Sant wants to be, if you know what I mean. Icky, alas so icky. Disturbing image get out of my head! Is there no mercy, no God?

"Are you pondering what I'm pondering?" Please ponder reviewing Animaniacs. I love that show!

I love koalas! I wonder how they taste? Their chubbiness and their strict diet of eucalyptus leaves make me think that their meat might be delicious. I know, I'm a terrible person…

Since I live in a baseball-free country that silly sport can't interfere with my tv habits. (Thank God!) I don't have to constantly hearing about it either. I don't even know the rules of the game, and I take pride in that, but I can tell that it's a stupid sport.

I jumped out of my seat when the woman in Paranormal Activity was pulled out so suddenly of the bedroom by that thing. I was also harmed in a physical way; I strained a muscle in my leg.

That scene was a trauma for me too as a kid. I stopped watching the film when that happened; it took me years to bring myself to see the whole movie. Temple of Doom creeps me out still, but for another reason; it's not a good film at all. And as a kid it was a disappointment even though I watched so little of it. What…

What an intriguing plot; only a brilliant filmaker like Emmerich could get an original idea like that.

I think you just hurt Jackson's feelings, but all that money helps him not to give a shit about what other people thinks about him. Such a motherfuckin' guy makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

I can understand why you appreciate Liv Tyler's performance in that music video. But what's creeping me out is that her father was responsible for her being in it. What a wonderful dad he must be; he is an inspiration for all parents.

Don't you just love Hollywood? I for one would really like to see an sequel to Dumb and Dumber. Just think about it; Hollywood is into recycling ideas, and who wouldn't want to pay to see Jim Carrey crawl out of the ass of a mechanical rhinocerus or something like that again? That's what made Ace Ventura a great…

Well, I buy almost all my clothes at H&M and my furnitures at IKEA. Maybe I should be ashamed of myself, but I'm not. I even think that their shitty products give my life more meaning. Long live hypocrisy!

Yeah, Renaton. I mean, how can you not nominate Sly? Why doesn't the jury worship him instead of Meryl Streep? She's a hack compared to Stallone, and she doesn't even have a cool nickname.

Oh, come on now people! As a Swede, H&M and IKEA make me burst with pride. They may make shitty products, but they have made this planet a better place to live in.