You're wrong again. The headline itself ruins it. It states that this guy they show the picture of and describe as the foosball player (which if you watch the broadcast you know who they mean) "almost" won, it tells you that that guy does not win the event. That's how it spoiled things. It's like if they posted an…

Then it's not being shown live. Something can't occur on Sunday in Europe or Asia and be shown live in the US on a Monday, so in that case you're already watching tape delay which is a whole different argument. This was a LIVE, 10-hour sports broadcast on a weekday that lasted until 6am that Deadspin spoiled the…

F1 races occur on the weekend. Imagine instead they were 10 hours long, occurred on a weekday, and because your normal life schedule didn't allow you to sit watching them from 8pm to 6am nonstop you go on Deadspin and the result you had recorded was posted in a headline with no warning

Disagree, there's no other sporting events that both end at 6am on a weekday but aren't massive news items. Like the only other sporting events that end overnight here are Olympics and World Cup so those are once every 4 year big things that people will sacrifice sleep to watch. People might be very interested in…

BRO, this requires a fucking spoiler alert and not to be posted in the headline. Coverage of this went until 6am eastern time so unless people stayed up to watch it instead of recording it you just ruined it. Small thing for only a few people but come on man, simple courtesy for stuff that occurs in the middle of…

As last night showed even if we did that they would still be historic blowouts

Can Regressing do something on the absurdly high average margin of victory during all the Thursday/Sunday/Monday night games this NFL season vs. games in general? It's got to be statistically interesting somehow

Above left or above right?

"the woman" didn't cooperate? I assume you mean "the victim" didn't cooperate. Great to see a female writer refer to the victim of domestic violence as "the woman". Really nice.

Should be 100% legal to cleat him in the neck in this case

That does NOT look like a BOSE headset to me. NFL is going to have him killed.

When will they be orally servicing the queen?

You're missing the point. Everything you said is 100% true....except the loss was to Virginia Tech at home. Virginia Tech is 4-5. Based on any statistical ranking they're like the 60th-80th best team in the country. And OSU didn't lose to them by a point or two, they got absolutely demolished from moment one to the…

Really? How so? VT won a game by 14 on the ROAD in front of a crowd of 107,500 people that they were expected to lose by 10.5. Ohio State, who is 14th in rushing in the country, was held to 108 yards on the ground. They average 46 points per game and scored 21. They average giving up 21 and gave up 35. And again,…

What exactly is it that they "overcame"? Losing their quarterback? Who the fuck do you think JT Barrett is some guy they found on the street? He's a four star recruit who was good enough to be next in line to be starting QB at a college football powerhouse like Ohio State. And given how he's played and that…

100% necessary. I have no stake in this but you can't have a fight break out (which refs are within their power to call a penalty on but they didn't) and at least 5 full seconds after they've got that calmed down with the head ref standing right there you then start shoving again. Every single time that will get you…

The more time passes the more people phrase OSU's loss in smaller adjectives. It was an absolute beat down from beginning to end to a team that is now 4-5. It should automatically take OSU out of any discussion. Especially if VT doesn't become bowl eligible, that will be the clincher, you lose to non-bowl eligible…

How in the hell does that happen? How?

You have no idea how to write sports headlines

That didn't take long. Alright stick with your horse. See you in the Holiday Bowl