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Any Ohio State fan will tell you it's much, much worse that Michigan is having a rough football season than that their band director had semi-nude photos of students in his office

Best damned band in the land

Seriously? That's the conclusion you came to out of all of this? That APPLE is the one in the tough spot? Not that Apple's decisions directly bankrupted a supplier, cost however many jobs, vaporized billions in equity value for shareholders, etc. etc.?

The man is dead. He ran a company that made some products that make our lives better in some ways but that are only affordable because they're basically made by slaves. Stop revering him as a god. Stop recalling his birthday and death day each year. It's fucking ridiculous.

No one can understand Salvador Perez. Including people that speak Spanish.

It's not like the Nationals or Orioles are playing

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Recalls the playing of the U.S. anthem at Buckingham Palace after 9/11, which remains, to me, one of the most emotional scenes of all time

Nothing says "normal" like getting an actress from South African named Charlbi Dean Kriek to dance around a driving range. That's definitely a very common day in the life of most Americans

Has nothing to do with my comment. I'm a hardcore sports fan. And when my favorite teams that I've followed every day since I was kid lose big games it hurts, I cry, etc. Billy is writing about a team he has no connection to and just saying (like he always does) that the soccer fans sits around thinking PSG is

What about other people's pee?

My analysis was focused on recent happenings and in recent happenings Shields is KC's worst starter. Working backwards, Vargas went 5.1 innings allowing 2 hits and 1 run, Guthrie went 5 innings allowing 3 hits and 1 run, and Ventura sucked but not as much as Shields. There's no reason to believe Shields isn't the

I love soccer and I fucking hate soccer writing, especially like this. It's a sport. Let's substitute PSG for....the New York Jets and see how stupid this sounds. "We can't keep letting the New York Jets do this" Do what? Field the best team they can and try their hardest and end up losing because that's just

Oh. Yeah. She took on such an incredibly difficult schedule. She was working in a mine digging coal 18 hours a day to support her family, etc. etc. Shut the fuck up.

Don't forget that Bumgarner, widely hailed as a postseason god by everyone, gave in 3 runs in the first 4 innings in his prior start. He was able to stay in because SF wasn't on the verge of elimination or anything and obviously Shields looked like shit last night but one game is just one game. Shields was on 11

My friend you really are misremembering though:

I know I'm sorry I interrupted the plan you've been putting together for however long to buy multiple phones and get multiple burner accounts to complain about the Beats ads. Did you get a deal to endorse Bose like the NFL?

I don't have any particular pull for either team (would love to see upshot Royals win of course) but these pro-Giants comments are a bit premature given that:

Wait.....do they know he was SEC defensive player of the year?

How do you feel about Grant being the new corporate spokesperson for McDonald's but Gawker Media having a constant burning vendetta against McDonald's because god forbid any company redistribute all of its wealth like in a communist propaganda novel