His resume has to have some Monster Truck Discount Tire experience

We all saw him in a Jeep Renegade in BVS.

Smooth.

But, it says 'good' in the title. I can only assume that all the reviews had the word 'good' in them, as well.

What is it shipped in? An X-Box One X box?

Let's just call it Judas.

I assume he thought lucid is a bit too close in spelling to Lucifer and decided to not take that chance.

Maybe. I sure as shit wasn't enthusiastic, but still voted against him.

Ignore my ten hours later comment

So, in the winter?

Hell of a McCain impression

You're like dikachu with shrinkage

Clinton!

Where's the wheelchair lined with lead at this Senate hearing?

Well, we apparently still have to get to the bottom of those emails first.

He did give us glimpse of a fantasy when he kept referring to President Comey. I mean, anything is a fantasy at this point.

Also Daisy Duke's

He missed a perfect opportunity to bring up Benghazi.

Not going to argue that, but I am comparing him within his brethren.
But, if you zoom out from that small sampling…yeah, shitbag.

I hope McCain retires soon, just so he can maintain the semblance of integrity. He was never a 100% shitbag. Let some people try to remember that, go away, shhh…