Fuck you, Sam. They came out just yesterday. Just yesterday, Goddamn it!

A Republican legislator in Nebraska recently complained that she had to miss her grandson’s “preschool graduation ceremony” in order to vote on a bill against trans people. My eyes rolled so far that they fell out of their sockets. She could have easily skipped the stupidly bigoted vote, or she could have skipped the…

“Do you remember when you were young and life was more better?”
“You mean when you were a child who knew nothing and were super ignorant about the world beyond yours?”

Just stop harassing people, man

I think he did the Blink 182 shout out so he could snag some backstage tickets. I feel like his post was so obvious in that regard. Don’t ever let an “opportunity” like this go to to waste I guess  

Oh that tweet was 100% an attempt to get the band to invite him onstage. I'd put money on it. 

The thing I’ve found wild about this is how many rock fans are like “dAvE gRoHl BrOkE hIs LeG aNd KePt PeRfOrMiNg” as if

A) It’s a competition;
B) Having an accident is comparable to being assaulted by a member of the audience; and
C) It’s some weird incontrivertible proof that rock is real music and about the fans, and…

“How can you have multiple professionals all under oath give you factual statements and medical histories, and a Judge can just dismiss it?”

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Two counts of assault, one count of harassment, one count of aggravated harassment and one count of attempted assault are HILARIOUS!

I can sympathize, as I once strangled my spouse as a joke. They didn’t laugh though, which just made me so angry. This generation is too sensitive, nobody can take a joke anymore.

Garth Brooks was the bigger star by several orders of magnitude. Cyrus had one hit song. Brooks put out hit after hit after hit. He was the biggest name in country music for nearly a decade.

At least he didn’t ask her to take the name “Gaines”, I don’t think she would want to have to go all emo style.

If they believed him, they’d show when she leaves the bathroom too. funny that they left that part out. 

While it’s certainly possible that’s a hickey, my money’s on weird cosmetic surgery treatment, entry point

They’re getting high instead of drunk.

Yes, one scenario involved consent and the other didn’t. Glad we could clear this up for you.

This is the best thing I’ve ever had from a Taco Bell!

Not disagreeing, but I always thought “cunt” was a more generic British word for jerk/asshole. Ditto “twat” and “wanker”

Sharon Stone in “Basic Instinct” or Glenn Close in “Fatal Attraction”?