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EDDIE FOURNIER! I was so hoping there would be discussion of Eddie Fournier. I mean, Stephen Root is a gay vampire. And he makes it strangely affecting. Eddie crops up a couple of times in flashbacks or dreams later on in the series, and every time it’s a treat. 

I’m not sure what canon you thought you were watching, but this one started with a guy kissing his sister.

I’m pretty sure mass shootings have occurred before social media, but go off Professor. It’s weird you’re blaming “liberals” when you also say gun laws won’t do shit. Who is asking for them then, conservatives? Then you say, “it is what it is,” resigning yourself to accepting mass violence, offering nothing to the…

They just better have Michael Stuhlbarg back.

How is Kim “not worthy” of a dress made famous because someone wore it while openly flirting with the married man she’d been f*cking? (While high on drugs. In front of his wife.)

I love Marilyn but she was messy AF. Let’s stop acting like Kim desecrated the Shroud of Turin.

“Lez Seydoux”

its a dream sequence 

You know, they didn’t actually kill anyone, right?

And remember kiddos this is the republican parties goal. They want us to be like that

I’m unfamiliar with a lot of these, but the ones I do know I agree with.

He’s talking about Disney & Star Wars.

Why is this a video?

How about from now on any time Jared Leto is mentioned you bring up the enormous amount of allegations of sexual predation and pedophilia. The guy needs to be drummed out of the business along side Cosby and Weinstein.

I worked for the actor Gary Oldman.

I enjoyed this, especially the part where Davidson has to stop the rapping long enough to justify the run time of “The King of Staten Island.” Also the Simon Rex as Ernest bit, which reminds me of June Diane Raphael’s confession on “How Did This Get Made” that she found Jim Varney “kinda hot.”

Just a note: Kodi Smit-McPhee won the Globe, not Kotsur.

Ha ha ha! Women be eating!

Her?

I’m not digging the Root’s tone during this whole crazy ex stalks harasses and threatens ex but ex is Kim K so fuck her thing