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The constant cultural appropriation, the next level obnoxiousness, the severely underage body alterations sanctioned by their pimp parents. It’s all gross, and it’s to make money off of their child fans. 

Only wives and mothers are entitled to be free from such ugly words. Praise be, and may the fruit open.

He was a miniature GOD

How dare you - he was a miniature horse.

I feel like the internet is broken becuase we have yet to see Cavill dressed as Superman with the real mustache. 

Also a good point.  Does anyone remember Eddie Murphy’s stand ups?  Yet they still put him in family movies :/

Okay, but “Thundah, feel the thundah” is just a nightmare song.

Wow, Styles and Skarsgard?! She’s the queen of the beards!

That movie looks like a pile of flaming hot garbage and I CANNOT WAIT.

“staying fit” “put together” “takes care of themselves” “practices self care” are somehow all dude speak for “no fatties” in dating apps and ads. Only one of them makes any sort of sense to what they actually mean.

STOP

Nothing makes a racist white person madder than seeing Black people be joyful.

YES! Look, there is a question as to what Tex’ true gender identity was. So having a cis woman playing the part isn’t totally wrong. But having girly, scarlett play a roll that is at the very least high butch dyke, is completely infuriating.

The part at the end, where the motherfucker wouldn’t apologize...man, I would’ve unloaded on that piece of garbage shit so fiercely. Just being a smug little fuck about it. “Well, those tend to get around.” Like...he just couldn’t bring himself to say, “Ok, I’m sorry, enjoy your time using the pool.”. This is par for

Let the Kitty breathe!

West Philadelphia born and raised getting audited at the Hollywood Scientologist centre is where I spend most of my days.

I saw Goody Johansson with the Devil!!! 

an acclaimed clarinet teacher who only takes two students a year.

i’m sorry you don’t know a whole lot about guitar playing, but claiming eddie van halen is the best guitarist ever is, albeit a bit hyperbolic, not as outrageous as you think it is

Gropes women, blatantly lies, loves Russia...