30+ years in Georgia and I’ve never seen a pumpkin spice empanada

I don’t get the hype about the Mandarin Orange Chicken. It tastes very “mystery meat” to me

Thanks for the spoiler about the ending. 

Yep, I’ve already seen it. “Look at the anger and determination in his eyes. He’s ready to FIGHT. For US.”

That must have been nice. My grandparents have always loved criticizing my weight. 

You know the actor from “Bram Stoker’s Dracula,” “Sid & Nancy,” and “Darkest Hour?” That was his name as a kid.

So the whole thing was a PR stunt from the get-go, huh?

A saint who was married to a literal Nazi...

Whut.

Wasn’t “Welcome to the Dollhouse” set in middle school, though?

Yeah, that’s historically how it happened. Northup sadly would never have been freed without a White Savior.

And the “Liberian Girl” video, featuring:

Is it really an A-List cameo when the celebrity is an unknown starting out in their career?

Boy do I hate agreeing with Nikki Haley

Yeah, but the way she assassinated him at an awards show left a bad taste in my mouth. Surprised she hasn’t caught more heat for that, tbh.

I think it was a hoax because everything about her story screams “hoax.” Just like the stories of Jennifer Wilbanks, Sherri Papini, and Katie Sorensen. 

Amelia Dimoldenberg is wearing a full recreation of News Anchor Barbie’s outfit

Yeah, and I love Melanie Lynskey, but Sophie Nélisse deserved a nomination even more than she did!

I think I’m blind

Bill Hader will be on this list soon; his directing work on “Barry” has been PHENOMENAL. Can’t wait for him to start helming movies now that the tv series has wrapped.