I wish I could pin “Mariska Hargitay as Maid-of-Honor”
 

She gave birth to Saint. It was her second terrible pregnancy and it almost killed her. That’s why she used a surrogate for Chicago.

I um... Need further information.

So is the USA.  

Why do they show him reaching for and raising the hairbrush? That is NOT how it happened in the book and it makes Khalil look dumb! 

That’s not trolling. This wasn’t an ex who had “done her dirty” against whom she was taking revenge.

She sabotaged his career and his future because she didn’t want him to move away from her.

That’s controlling and abusive.

Huh, I was expecting his opinion on #MeToo would be more like the alarm that goes off when the slot machine starts pouring out money....

I hadn’t heard about it and just Googled. Wish I hadn’t. WAAAY worse than I had expected.

So Angelina is Elle Fanning’s mom? She’s adopting adults now?

Mail... Kemp? Chip?

You’re wrong about the easy part.

She’s wearing a TON of makeup.

The robe! The scarf! The... Harry Potter wand from Universal Studios?

Slavery’s still around, though...

“Harvey should be murdered in the first act of this pilot, then reanimated as a rotting corpse for Sabrina to make out with.”

That’s... not TOO far off from what happens in the comics. The show could still be going the darker route; Sabrina does look totally “Adorbs” when she’s at school or on dates with Harvey and not…

Michelle & Naomi are two of his ex-girlfriends. Michelle’s the one who had his kid, but that doesn’t mean she’s the only one who can remember him fondly.

Can we call Ben Stiller in “Reality Bites” the male version? Because holy shit that movie is completely different when watching it at 34 than at 15

The Killers have a song on their new album with the lyric: “saw Sonny Liston on the street last night, singing ‘Redemption Song.’”

They had to give Bob Marley co-songwriter credit. For two words.

Agreed- Unless we’re talking about his role in “CMBYN.” Oliver made me feel some things.