“He’s Just Not That Into You.” Every. Single. Character. (But especially Bradley Cooper, Ginnifer Goodwin and Jennifer Connelly. I see any of them onscreen now, and I’m filled with rage. God, I hated that movie.)

But don’t you actually have to be a Hollywood superstar to get the Hollywood superstar treatment?

OMG I know the same type of girl! Back in the day of AIM, she had to change her screenname constantly because it was always had something to do with a guy: MattsAngel, DavesChick, FutureMrsGlen, etc. She had no identity without a boyfriend. So OF COURSE she ends up marrying a guy in the military, because it came with…

Mine was purple, and I am equally horrified in retrospect.

Real talk, I used to LOVE the “Favorite Things” episodes of her show. I remember watching it with my mom after school and talking about which Favorite Things we liked ourselves, and how jealous we were of the audience members who were lucky enough to be in the audience that day.

I’m going to assume Jessi didn’t make the reunion because she died from a massive yeast infection due to wearing dance leotards 24/7.

I see the ads on Facebook, followed by 10,000 comments that are all complaints about getting ripped off.

Just yesterday I saw something online about one of those “extreme” houses that really disturbed me - and I am a HUGE fan of horror and scary things, so for me to say it was too much...