When you pirate stuff, you get it when and how you want. You can keep it forever if you choose. There are no adverts. I often pirate things that I could watch on TV simply because having to turn on at a specific day and time is lame and I don't have DVR. On-demand services help but iPlayer typically crashes once or…

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I hate, hate, hate, the Tom and Anne (or Tanne, or Haverkins) romance. A terrible idea badly executed.

I like pretty much everyone involved in this movie but it was always going to be a steaming pile of shit.

If this is a median episode of the show, I'm glad I haven't watched new episodes since about 2002. Just awful.

First hour of I Am Legend is great. The rest is shit.

Speaking of Johns guesting on Community, when is John Goodman coming back?

Wow, Matt Graham is awful. In part 1 of the interview he came across as a whiner who blamed everyone else for his failures and a lonely guy who is way too obsessed with his cat. In part 2 he just dove right off the cliff into a sea of misogyny and soul-crushing sadness.

It seems bizarrely wasteful to have Bradley Whitford on the show and not have him interact with Lowe at some point.

I hate Jim. When the show started he was a smart guy in a crappy job. His antics were funny and appropriate for a bored guy in his mid-twenties. He was somewhat sappy, but self-aware and realistic about his life. He didn't want to be stuck at DM his whole career.

I don't know about that, Maron got a lucky break with his podcast but Stoller sounded like a guy in the wrong line of work. He didn't even seem to like comedy and he kept saying how awful performing and 'the biz' made him feel.

No Drunk Uncle? Call me crazy, but I like Drunk Uncle. IMMIGRANTS.

Yeah, the way Schmidt says chutney is one of the funniest repeat gags on the show.

Today in news you absolutely don't understand:
America hates and rejects Steve Jones but adores Piers Morgan and Simon Cowell.

The inexplicably popular Sam Worthington in yet another shitty film.

Surprised Matt Damon isn't there.

I watched this recently. The early scene of baby squirting shit into Bateman's face really sets the tone for the entire terrible film.

Bridesmaids got an insane amount of unjustified affirmative action praise. I say that as someone who really likes Wiig in movies and was pumped for Bridesmaids to be amazing. It was unpleasant to be lied to so much about a film.

I think The Goods is unusual in that every character was hateful AND all the jokes were bad AND the plot and setting were dire.

Hah. I don't buy The Goods as a slow-burning cult hit. I thought it was a vile unfunny piece of shit. It even had Ken Jeong selling himself out for a racist non-joke which seems to be obligatory  for shit films since 2007.