Lock your door, kid.

Why do I have a sinking feeling that is exactly what he will be?

Great. Soooooooooo…..the originals?

He probably feels that way lately too.

God, I love The Mask of Zorro. It's such a marvelous evocation of a bygone age of filmmaking with just enough modernity to give it a little edge.

Long live analog!

Yeah, I just have found his endings really weak nine times out of ten, especially in his big sprawling epics, which given how long almost all of his books are, is most of what he writes now.

Every day, I marvel at how much more insane this gets.

Dear God…

I don't see that happening.

I'm surprised the studio offered him that much creative control.

This sounds like a fascinating whole new level of self-indulgence.

Great. Soooooooo….the originals?

So standard King?

Sadly, this isn't news.

I'm so fucking stupid that I'm currently browsing the Wiki of Ice and Fire chapter summaries because I got about a fifth into the third book and was so confused that I'm trying to recap every from the last two. I'm a dumbass.

Flashpoint says hello ;-).

"There is no climate change! It's all liberal propaganda!"
My dad, at least once a week.

I remember reading the book thinking "this sounds a lot like the legend of the Philosopher's Stone. I wonder why they aren't calling it that?"

Yeah, I was just thinking that. She was a token teenager not a few years ago.