That's one way to put it.

Just don't have Xfinity or they won't let you log into the STARZ app. Even if you're a paying customer. I'm not going to stop bitching about this.

Five seasons for syndication. Not a huge surprise.

Yeah, but the sad part is, most of the HK releases are just as bad.

Wow. Just fucking wow.

I was Vader for Halloween my senior year of high school. Catholic high school. My science teacher was dressed as Obi-Wan, and I got whacked in the head with a plastic light saber more times that day then during my entire childhood. At that point, I decided that Halloween was no longer a holiday for grown-ups.

I wish we could get the original Japanese cut of the original movie in the USA or frankly anywhere subtitled.

Presumably the same way in which you would date any other woman. Meaning I have no idea.

The audiobooks are SO long. You really have no idea, you don't.

"IT'S SOCALISM! We'll become soviet Russia!"
My dad, every time a Democrat talks. I don't think he know what that means.

Or hear my father say.

Ask my dad.

I am sorry, man.

This created a gigantic wave of interest in HK films, but unfortunately almost to a one, every home video release has been a hack job. It's just a fucking disgrace.

I need a GIF of Daddario's "not here, here" like now.

Yeah, the characters acting like stupid slasher victims did the film NO favors.

Prometheus could almost be PG-13. It'd like Alien watered down.

Well, sprinting afterwards was awfully hard to swallow.

One thing which would help Prometheus is more tightning. It felt like they got like three drafts done and were like "Just shoot this." It is gorgeous though, and one of the few films I regret not seeing in 3-D.

Prometheus isn't as terrible as many would suggest, it Just has WAY too many ideas, and wasn't sure where to put everything. I should've streamlined some things, cut others entirely, and focused more on different things. It's very pretty though.