Why would I want to learn a fictional language? Oh, that's right. Because I have no life.

Do they all float down there?

No, just like every other Hong Kong action film ever made.

I kind of liked the first one. Rambo and Terminator try to escape a sci-fi prison run by Jesus.

Can we have we have a moratorium on anything where religion is involved in the comments until my crippling crisis of faith that's led several family members to ask if I was suicidal is under control? Seriously, I'm going insane.

I was so sure it'd be Fast 8 Furious.

I'd buy that for a dollar.

At this point…

Because that's how long blockbusters are now. It's just the way of things. Everything is 2.5 hours whether it needs to be or not. We should be thankful it wasn't three.

Ah, Hard Boiled, what a classic. I think I'll go watch it on Blu-ray in its original aspect ratio with the mono soundtrack, good subtitles, and remastered picture! Oh, wait. Fuck. That doesn't fucking exist.

You blasphemer!

Pureflix certainly are.

It's Lord Jabu-Jabu!

God dammit.

He does have a lot of technical skill; the rapid-fire editing that makes his films incomprehensible is usually full of shots that are well-composed and well-lit.

He's a financial wizard and clearly knows exactly how to appeal to a specific broad audience.

Everything I believe in is a lie

I'd like something that would help with my crippling crisis of faith, but I know that there is a good writing out there too. Losing faith is scary.

Sorry for the flippancy, and thank you for the sincerity.

I'm trying to get back to faith, not away from it. ;-).