This is the greatest post in the history of the Internet.

I never rate anything there anyway.

Huh. Well, it was a long time ago back in the paper days, so I probably just remember one or two that I read.

Wild access!

GOAT?

The Internet was thankfully nascent during my teen years. That a Catholic upbringing.

Um, interesting…

If you were a sci-fi fan too self-conscious to rent softcore porn, there was something to the be said for Species. Two things, actually.

I remember it getting pretty good reviews.

I had no idea…

The Burrowers is an odd little movie.

I get to meet her in a few months.

Lots of hate around here. Jeez.

Um, why? It has a big fanbase, including moi.

Robert Englund has said that he thinks that Freddy Kruger can be interpreted as parental neglect.

Cocky. Fucking autocorrect.

When you're Vicky enough to think you'll get a sequel, and oops!

So would I. The chemistry of the cast was great. They just needed an adventure that was good enough. The sequel could've ironed out the problems.

It had its merits, but the whole thing was a gigantic setup for a sequel we're sadly never going to get.

What about Babylon 5?
*sobs softly*