But which nuts?

“Joe, she’s too old!”
-Lawrence Taylor

It’s just him knowing.  You see him pulling off his gloves, and then looking back just to confirm the red that he knows is coming, sees it, finishes the walk off.

Pretty sure Cosby was just trying to warn you about the dangers of having someone else you trust hand you a drink.

Seems like Crosby should’ve Double Checked himself before he Double Wrecked himself.

And why the fuck instead of recent/interesting articles is it the fucking videos that I have already seen? It’s been the same ones for weeks, and I really don’t care about the videos as much as the articles.
I JUST COME HERE FOR THE ARTICLES MAN

Meanwhile Mitch Trubisky is out there acting like he doesn’t know how to step anyway but backwards.  2nd pick vs 32nd pick (not the same year but), there’s something that makes Trubisky get picked so much higher, but I can’t quite figure out white it is...

Just like sex, race is too important to leave to people’s parents to teach.

When Ohio plays Alabama, they should just set the field on fire.

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She shook him so good she had a Rent shirt on!!!

That’s the point.  We are all excited because the system worked as it is nominally supposed to.  You don’t find it depressing that actual justice is seen as surprising and exciting?

Lauren, you are a gem in this.
David, you are also in this video.

He called his doctor since his erection hasn’t gone down yet.

How fucking depressing is it when a cop murders someone, gets arrested for it after a couple days and we are HAPPY because that feels QUICK??
Also I don’t trust it until I see the sentence now.

But the batter isn’t being punished, because the batter should have been out, so nothing has happened that shouldn’t have happened.  Batter should have been out, batter is out.  How does the ump have their fingers on the game more than if they had called a ball there?

I look forward to hearing if more of your junk is worth a shit.
Thanks Dave and Dom.

We are on some fucking white people bullshit.
Note to all other white people: it’s just fucking hair, let the kids be.

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It’s apocalyptic, there’s lots of cases of “humanity tried to fix this thing and broke something instead” in fiction.  This is another case of that.  They were desperate so they tried a desperate measure, and it failed.