You need to clip your finger nails.

How is this story from today? Did he teleport from Rome?

I was just aimlessly walking around at work, thinking about this woman. I’m not 100% she is racist. I think she is just an asshole, who looks for the quick insult. If it had been a black person she would have used the N word, if it was a nicely dressed white guy she would have called if a fag, if it had been a…

You know who I really feel bad for, is her husband. He has to live with that. I imagine he wakes up every morning rolls over and sees that tub of goo lying there and wonders, “What did I do to deserve this?” You can tell she is only going to get fatter as time goes on. If that were Mrs. Bo, I would tell her to get…

Nice jugs

The dude is like 100 years old, he doesn’t even know where he is.

1983 Ford Escort. I couldn’t make it from the driveway to the house. I just sat in the turnaround and shit my pants. 17 years old.

I heard after the party they were squeedunking. That is sitting in the tub, farting and biting the bubbles. I would totally squeedunk with Scarlett. 

Katy looks so much better with longer hair, and a dick in her mouth. I would love it, if it could be my dick, but I know that’s not going to happen.

You obviously missed the point, that is why you are defending every southern’s right to massacre the English language. And my right to lump all southern white trash into one group. I hope you also support their right to fly their dumb confederate flag. Listen to the guy doing the recording. He sounds like an…

Are you sure that was a woman? Plus it is clearly wasted.

I don’t know who Iggy Azalea is, but I think she would sound better, choking on a fat cock. Not mine, because I would have a hard time choking a midgets with my dick, but a fat one. Just shove it right in a shut her up. Hey Iggy, in 10 years, when you are super fat, you will be begging for cock. Maybe then you can…

I was VERY disappointing in this dude. I really expected him, the white dude, to speak with a ridiculous southern accent. Those people always have a problem with people speaking a different language, yet they massacre the English language daily. I also get the feeling this guy farts in the tub and bites the bubbles…

I think the key to really pleasing a woman orally is to have awesome buck teeth.

Look at that tongue!

Serious? I can’t stand the 10 minutes it takes this guy to get to the ring. I pretend to be from Japan, and I can hardly understand what this gook is saying.

Does that thing still have a cock, or has it been lopped off? I’m curious, what does it look like down there? I mean its face isn’t very pretty. Do you think it shaves down there? I don’t like that its jacket is open and you can almost see boobs. If I were going to transform, I would totally get monster tits, I…

I just looked into my crystal ball and saw this headline from the future “Claire Lower dies alone.” 

No wonder he is 37 and still single. Look at his facetrash profile, what a dip shit. #teammrbo

I would suck a fart right out of her ass.