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My bf and I had been living together for almost a year. He came home from work one night all saucy and climbed into bed ready to get down.... and when I went down, I tasted another woman on him.

I've told this story before here. But.

Well, I wasn't being cheated on, but my mother was. I was about 10, and some lady followed my father home from work. Apparently, she was pregnant, and decided to tell my mother on our front lawn. I stared out the screen door, and I tried to figure out what was happening. I knew something bad was up, but didn't…

"Sorcia, I'm in love with your best friend [a dude with a hilariously ridiculous name that I cannot post here]. We're moving to Virginia and I hope you'll be happy for us."

Honestly - not because he was an asshole to me - but in my objective opinion he's a terrible writer. I don't know why he would value that letter so much, it wasn't even full of bad metaphors and waxing poetics, it was just sort of straightforward emotions like 'guilt' and 'angst' explored with pretty simple language.

"In said letter, he asked not for me to reply but for me to send his letter back because "it was a great writing sample and it was [his] only copy".

My ex had a high school friend (whom I'd never met) pass away, and he asked me to go with him to the funeral. I agreed. I couldn't make it to the wake as well because of work so he went with other old high school friends. They stayed out late (supposedly reminiscing), and my ex said he was going to crash there for…

My (now ex) fiancé and I had a somewhat long-distance relationship. I worked an a city 3 hours from the small town we lived in, so I would stay with friends or my parents while I worked my 4 days on, and go home on my days off. Things were never "good" when I was at home, but anyone can tolerate each other for 4-5…

OMG that writing sample detail at the end is the best worst thing I've ever heard.

I had to take my mother to the emergency room while I was visiting her one weekend. I ended up staying for several days because she was super sick and my dad is basically incapable of caring for a houseplant, let alone a human. When I got back to my apartment I shared with my ex, the place was totally trashed and he…

I was seeing one of my longtime best guy friends (whom I'd kissed a couple times over the course of our friendship, but had just started, like, being with in any more significant capacity). He told me that he loved me quickly. The whole thing was very intense. I'd been hearing rumors from mutual friends that he was…

I dated a "local celebrity" for 3 years, and always suspected that he may not have been faithful, but could never prove it. I was working as a sales assistant at a radio station, and we had a staff meeting with our newest hire. This was right after I had finally broken up with the dude, and my supervisor was saying…

College, I was dating a douche y Navy ROTC dude who lived in his frat house. He bailed on a date night with me because he was "sick," so being a dutiful girlfriend, I took some chicken noodle soup over to the frat house. Walk in, walk up to his room, and there he is, banging some rando chick. I hurled the soup at…

You dated Newt Gingrich?

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when i was 21 years old (a million years ago now), i came back from my grandpa's 80th birthday celebration (in a different town) to find my live-in bf with another woman. in my bed. naked.

My sister's boyfriend called me last week to ask my permission to propose. He's a sweet guy, and I know they'll be very happy, but my honest reaction was 'She's 34- the only permission you need is hers!'

I did this for the longest time with the guy I'm in love with. "If he walked out of my life right now, if we never communicated again, I'd be totally okay! Really! I FEEL NOTHING."
I have resigned myself to my feelings now, though. :\

The big question is will they have feet this time?