Whenever my white friends told me about how they smoked pot all the time, all I could think of is what my dad told me:
Don't do drugs. Don't break any laws. Don't do anything that the police can arrest you for, because they will have no mercy on you.

White kids don't feel this way. They blatantly would smoke pot in…

It's like rooting through the bargain bin hoping someone accidentally marked down a piece of treasure.

Yes! Maybe it's my west coast hippy dippy shining through, but wouldn't it be nice if we could change the narrative of marriage to it being about a long term partnership, rather than a lifetime commitment, to which the only way out is failure? Wouldn't it be awfully mature of us to be able to say "that was really…

my grandparents have been married for 50 years but my memaw almost left my papaw in the late 60s because she found out he was gambling all of his money away. she got a job and started saving up to leave; he realized what she was doing and begged her to stay and quit her job, and said that he would quit gambling. she…

So many men don't want women earning real money because all these guys have to offer is earning power. If women as a whole could close the wage gap, these clowns would have to come to the table with good personalities, good looks, a certain weight/ height, etc. You know, all the shit that women are required to have in…

Loosely paraphrasing I believe Louis CK here, but "Never tell someone you're sorry they're getting divorced. Nobody's ever left a happy marriage."

Very much that, plus, it presumably means fewer people marrying due to pregnancy.

or even just the ability to choose to not have more than x number of kids.

• Birth control

See, I always thought that the "50% of all marriages end in divorce statistic" was alarming for the exact opposite reason. Like, if I get married there's a 50% chance it'll last until one of us dies? I don't know how someone would settle on a toaster if they thought there was a good chance it would be the last toaster…

Does not wanting to make the same mistakes as your parents factor into it? As a product of divorce, I feel like I am far less willing to settle in long term relationships.

can't stop laughing at "Igloo Australia"

"Penetration by any object 'associated with violence'"

I'm guessing they are following Australia's logic, which bans female ejaculation as a form of urolagnia, even though it's pretty well proven that it's not, in fact, urine.

Yeah, this is definitely some anti-woman pleasure bullshit.

Am I the only one seeing an element of sexism here? Much BDSM is femme-dom, and more than that a bunch of these (face-sitting, female ejaculation being the obvious ones) are focused on female pleasure when it hetero situations. This isn't just about BDSM.

So facefucking and male ejaculation are banned too?

How you gonna ban the porn from porn?